In my journey of wandering this abyss of insanity and isolation, I have finally found a reason to live: Carpet. Yes, the carpet is top notch quality with an unknown amount of beautiful, succulent, carpet juice. The carpet has memorised me into walking bare-foot just so my skin can make contact with the glorious carpet. Looking at the carpet, it looks aged but still toe-licking good.

I literally cannot think of anything else to say in this review to express my point 100% but what I'm trying to say is: This map is a certified carpet juice classic.