valve plz add dis xd

xD

引用自 Krel the Heavybot：

Because every item, hat or not, must have a spot for people to come up with for stats.

+Makes wearer look awesome

-Wearer is no longer hatless, and cannot pretend to be a noob.

Nahh
what about when worn, +1000 pootis
-no random pootis

Nono. you must be pootis bird to gain infinite pootis. +random pootis -10 pootsen points

Hats cannot have stats. and valve is probably never gonna give it that.

I know this. its just a joke within the community, i had sarcasm. still do. and also, some hats DO have stats, some fake, some real. medic detective set, mystery solving rate reduction (cosmetic.) apple on head, less chance of hunger. AND THE REAL STATS FOR HATS! saxton hale mask/hhh's head: Cannot be scared by his boo attack. But anyway, that aside, your right. hats dont have stats. i was just making a joke.

Hat con: Die in the year 2016

引用自 Krel zhe Partially Insane Medic：

Because every item, hat or not, must have a spot for people to come up with for stats.

+Makes wearer look awesome

-Wearer is no longer hatless, and cannot pretend to be a noob.

I think this should have an alt look with a cigar in his mouth (because castro loved cigars), other than that it looks awesome

引用自 Blitzkrieg Bunny：

引用自 Krel zhe Partially Insane Medic：

Because every item, hat or not, must have a spot for people to come up with for stats.

+Makes wearer look awesome

-Wearer is no longer hatless, and cannot pretend to be a noob.

I think this should have an alt look with a cigar in his mouth (because castro loved cigars), other than that it looks awesome

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