Personally, I'd think it being "Question: Are you tired of holding your various tools around with that heavy Sentry Gun? Well, you shall hold no more!(Onto your tools) With this special tube that ways ten times as more as you Sentry, you can lift, run, and die! Three excersises in one! (Note from Legal: If in possesion of Crowbar, man with Blue Suit and Red Tie repeating your name is NOT part of this amazing item, but it is a possiblity.)