Whats that over there, AN ARMADILLO!
What's he doing now, A SCENTED PILLOW
Filling it up with lots of popourii
Seeling it at the road side.
"Mr. Armadillo?" "Oh Hello!"
"Do you have a trader's licence?" "No..."
"^_^ I didn't think so or you'll be fined if your not careful!"
If you give a ~~~~~ (what is it) armadillo a scare, it will jump straight into the air, often in to the path of oncomming vehicles...
BOO ARMADILL! (Splat!)
BOO ARMADILLO!
BOO ARMADILLO!
BOO DR.PHILLO-Oopsies!