He sapped my sentry, and the he said his sapper was "This big" and i was like that's disgusting!

So I'm making a callout post on Steam.com,Spy,you got a small sapper,it's the size of this dispenser but way smaller,and guess what here's what my dong looks like
*Upgrades sentry to lvl 3

Look at it, it looks like two balls and a bong. He sapped my sentry, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GOING EVEN HIGHER! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HALE! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH, NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I've come to make an announcement, spy is a btch @ss mother trucker. He sapped my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sentry but not only that he sapped my feelings and I don't like that so i'm making a call out post on my twitter.com/@engineerdell 吉川 猛夫 you're a shiddy spy main you're knife is the size of my buttons on my overalls accept way smaller! You can't even land a backstab without abusing lag and using the command interp! You know what here's what my knife looks like, WIJHNDGWIHOD!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473798825073573889/637103950344224801/250px-Prinny_Knife.png
That's right pardner! This ♥♥♥♥ upgrades my teleporter. You can't do that ♥♥♥♥ with your knife you can't even cut through a wooden shield. He sapped my ♥♥♥♥ so guess what. I'm going to kill uncle dane! THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! Accept i'm not going to do that... I'm going to go higher i'm going to kill Mr. PALADIN! How do you like that 吉川 猛夫 you idiot! Now get out of my sight before I shank you too!

I've come to make an announcement: the BLU Sniper's a b**ch-**s motherf**ker, he jarated my f**king Pyro. That's right, he took his urine-filled f**king jar out and he threw it at my f**king Pyro, and he said his d**k was "like Heavy's minigun, WANKA!" and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on Twitter: BLU Sniper, you've got a small d**k, It's the size of this Tiny Desk Engie except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's mine! *BOOOOOOM* That's right baby, all points, no urine, NO enhancements— look at that, it looks like two sticky bombs and a rocket! He jaratied my Pyro, so guess what, I'm gonna F**K THE EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER, LASER JARATE! Except I'm not gonna jarate the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm jarateing THE MOON!! *CRASH-BOOM* How do you like that, NASA? I JARATED THE F**KING MOON, YOU IDIOTS!!! You have twenty-four hours and counting before the jaratie-content dropppplets hit the f**king Earth, now get the f**k outta my sight, before I jarate you too!"




*Note: "Jarated" (pronounced Jar-at-ee-d), is a past tense term for having chucked a jar of urine (jarate) at someone. And if it wasn't before, it is now*

damn, that is very high quality alfred the hard-egg

"i'm going to kill you, and then kill you again." would be a perfect domination line.

引用自 Chad ThunderCock：

"i'm going to kill you, and then kill you again." would be a perfect domination line.

That would be amazing

THAT'S RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL I HATE YOU! AND YOUR STUPID NOSE!
I'M TAKING OVER VICTORIA'S SECRET, I'M TAKING OVER BEST BUY, THE NEWS IS MINE!

引用自 BrochachoTheBro：

THAT'S RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL I HATE YOU! AND YOUR STUPID NOSE!
I'M TAKING OVER VICTORIA'S SECRET, I'M TAKING OVER BEST BUY, THE NEWS IS MINE!

you forgot this: I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONES!

引用自 lamar245：

That's right baby, all points, no urine, NO enhancements— *

No urine? You should get that checked out

引用自 Pan-Man：

引用自 lamar245：

That's right baby, all points, no urine, NO enhancements— *

No urine? You should get that checked out :gman:

As in it's not leaking urine like Sniper's seems to be doing (how else would his jaratie recharge like it does?).

sneed

引用自 It's Me Jeremy：

"i'm going to kill you, and then kill you again." would be a perfect domination line.

I'm going kill you boy, and kill you again

I've come to make an announcement:

The Red Spy's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass motherhubber. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sentry. That's right, he took his electric ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sapper out and he sapped my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sentry and he said his sapper was this big and I said that's disgusting.

So I'm making a callout post on my steam community com: Spy, you got a small sapper, its the size of this broken teleporter piece except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my sentry looks like. That's right baby, all point, no knives, no sappers, look at that it looks like two guns and a bong.

He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my sentry so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SAXTON HALE?, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too.