i prefer this is so epic "You may think the symbols are written in blood, but it's really ketchup. Medic loves ketchup"

"Oh, these officer? These are just tattoos. What do you mean, put your shirt back on?"

"Remember how Medic was jealous of Merasmus? This is step one in "Magic & Spells for Dummies", written by Merasmus himself.

''The Horseman uses a small light mixture of Haunted souls, his 100000 (counted more) haunted pupkin heads, so after a while, you'd better be using all of these heads to somthing. The awsnser soup. Haunted Soup.''

"copied right out of the book of 42 markings, the markings will do nothing, but atleast going around in public will make you look sexy"

"These markings were copied from some ancient book we found. Sadly, we don't really know how to read magical spells writen by elderich gods and horrors alike, so you'll just have to hope nothing bad comes out of this thats worse then being arested for going around without a shirt.
Oh ya, for some reason covering the symbols with something not translusent will prevent the effects... Try not to create an XK-class event!"

"Nothing says evil ritual more than a sexy man with a bare chest."

YES PLEASE!!!! PLEASE ADD THIS VALVE AND I WOULD HAVE MY DREAM MEDIC COMPLETED!

Trust me; You don't wanna know where that one starting in the middle of his lower chest goes.

i think it should me
"when you spam E to much you start to turn to the gods for relief"