Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Lounger's Linens
Dratbil 2019 年 7 月 31 日 下午 10:04
how is this thing fireproof
???
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Muhai  [开发者] 2019 年 7 月 31 日 下午 10:53 
Just don't ask questions.
BOO!-nk Spookybones  [开发者] 2019 年 7 月 31 日 下午 11:29 
引用自 Dratbil
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Our top scientists made sure that the material used in this robe could not be set on fire, and that it withstood every test given to ensure 100% flame-proof quality.

Ok, I lied. We really don't know how this robe is fireproof. It just is.
Enderspoons 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 1:10 
Asbestos.

Pyro's suit is made of asbestos. Logically, so is his bathrobe.

Somehow, he/she/it hasn't died of asbestos poisoning after all these years.
Servbot Merkitzi 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 1:17 
Anything pyro wears in TF2 Is fireproof. even a wool sweater.
最后由 Servbot Merkitzi 编辑于; 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 1:18
Sabani 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 1:40 
引用自 Dratbil
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Because Pyro is already HOT! You can't burn something that already is burning.
最后由 Sabani 编辑于; 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 1:40
Ezoc™ 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 3:14 
Oh Your Right
cooper 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 10:03 
引用自 Dratbil
???
how is the sweet smissmas sweater fireproof
Muhai  [开发者] 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 10:08 
Dont forget about the north pole fleece
Kiwi Stranger 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 10:20 
Why expect logic in nuTF2? For a long time now, hats have been ebin maymays instead of logical things keeping with the 60s mercenary aesthetic.
MuffinMcSalty™®© 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 10:25 
Y'all know 'bout fire blankets right, probably using that as fabric.
Gangsta Duck Odyssey 2019 年 8 月 1 日 上午 10:59 
it just works
Muhai  [开发者] 2019 年 8 月 1 日 下午 12:22 
"Now that is what gaming is all about" -Bullyhunter
manic 2019 年 8 月 1 日 下午 1:32 
This is TF2.
hedgehog PUG 2019 年 8 月 1 日 下午 1:40 
引用自 Enderspoons
Asbestos.

Pyro's suit is made of asbestos. Logically, so is his bathrobe.

Somehow, he/she/it hasn't died of asbestos poisoning after all these years.

So are you saying that Pyro could just be Valve's version of Asbestos lady from the 90s Marvel comics if he/she/it is female? Asbestos Lady did die from asbestos poisoning tho. Could Pyro be some sort of creature that is immune to the effects of Asbestos?
Balalaika 戦 2019 年 8 月 1 日 下午 2:34 
wonder if some legend is gonna make a fempyro version of this
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