I wanna have whole servers just chilling in the middle of the map, sipping beer, monching snacks, whatever. I need it.

Scout would have this, Pyro has the Pool Party, Engie has the Rancho Relaxo, and Spy has the Luxury Lounge.

I don't know what Soldier would have tbh, he seems like he'd look weird sitting almost no matter what. Demo could sit shakily on a barstool drinking, Heavy could perhaps sit on an ammo box and polish his minigun, Medic could maybe read medical charts or a very thick medical textbook, and Sniper... well, there's one thing he could do that we can't show...