Dude, I'm sorry, but if you look at the pictures, it isn't a weapon. It's a misc item. Misc items don't have stats. He even shows himself wearing it with some melee weapons.

Actually it doesnt.
so stats are relivent.

No...it shows pictures.

ok, whatever

This one is easy:

"Have you ever wanted your fists to stretch so you could punch an annoying guy from further away? Now it is possible but laws the of physics take away power"

+40% range
-20% damage

Positives:
On Hit: Bleeds for 3 seconds
Slows down target movement by 15% for 2 seconds
Negatives:
+25% fire vulnerability
-10% healing from all sources

+can remove sappers
+50% HP from medikits

-25% Damage against players

引用自 Festivized：

+can remove sappers
+50% HP from medikits

-25% Damage against players

So you're telling me bare skin is stronger than metal?
Yeah- no

引用自 Adzy Duff Rain：

引用自 Festivized：

+can remove sappers
+50% HP from medikits

-25% Damage against players

So you're telling me bare skin is stronger than metal?
Yeah- no

Logic =/= TF2

引用自 Festivized：

引用自 Adzy Duff Rain：

So you're telling me bare skin is stronger than metal?
Yeah- no

Logic =/= TF2

Good point, considering a hammer deals less damage than an axe. Sure an axe could penetrate, but with the force at the same speed of an axe it would mess someone up.
Or like a pistol taking 10 shots to kill someone.
Or a minigun taking 20 shots.
Or a revolver taking 6.
Or surviving the flames of a flamethrower by "stopping burning". "Honey! The house is on fire!" "Baby, its fine, it'll just magically stop after like 6 seconds!" "Oh okay."

Okay Props first to Tulipunahapero for suggesting the robot extension arms. this is a great idea and i like where this is going, but i also want to amalgamate this with what The_Herbivorious said about not being all human means that health packs and medics should do less to heal you. But i want to take it one step further so if you will bear with me.

first of all the arms are stretchy
+40% melee range
+10% damage resistance when the weapon is equipped due to metal arms
and the downsides are
-25% health from medics
-10% health from health packs
-30% Overheal

let me know if it is broken either way.

It should be a misc

引用自 exala：

Okay Props first to Tulipunahapero for suggesting the robot extension arms. this is a great idea and i like where this is going, but i also want to amalgamate this with what The_Herbivorious said about not being all human means that health packs and medics should do less to heal you. But i want to take it one step further so if you will bear with me.

first of all the arms are stretchy
+40% melee range
+10% damage resistance when the weapon is equipped due to metal arms
and the downsides are
-25% health from medics
-10% health from health packs
-30% Overheal

let me know if it is broken either way.

i like this idea

引用自 THE MIND READING FART：

+can remove sappers
+50% HP from medikits

-25% Damage against players

Actually, this is a really good idea. I'd totally use it. Heavies don't normally use their fists, but since they're usually near a pootis spencer on defense, it'd only make sense that the Heavy could remove sappers from engie's stuff. The only thing I find redundant, though, is the "+50% HP from med-kits." Otherwise, it seems pretty solid. Personally, I'd do

+Can remove sappers
+20% Health from healing sources (Including chocolate ;3)
+35% Damage to buildings

-40% Swing Speed
-50% Damage vs Players
-50% Holster Speed
-No Random Crits