B4nny bow to medic
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control gullywash with an iron but fair fist
-Own 2Fort & Badwater
-Direct descendants of satan
-Will bankroll the first maps on etf2l season 31 (cp_medic will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be medic's creations
-Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in cp_process monasteries & ctf_turbine
-Ancient cp_granary scriptures tells he will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and übercharges with him
-He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Medicbots inside you right now
-He learnt fluent Geran in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves to him. There's no gold in Ft. Engi, only Ft. Medic
-He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plan yet.