i have a feeling that if this exists in the game, and the scout dies, the dog will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry for its owner and it just makes me feel bad for him....

plus, if someone shoots scout, is frankie going to protect him? nooooooooooooooooooo, "frankie-wankie can't protecty-wecty the scouty-wouty because frankie-wanky is a cosmetic! he can't attack the enemy! that's crappy-wappy!"

also, frankie can't interact with you in any way possible, so that just makes it worse.

and if you backstab the scout as spy, you'll also stab the dog, and that's waaay too much.

this is not cool, man. you need help.