I want to FORK someone with Ysgramor's Soup Spoon

"Now, I know what you're thinking - that's not a spoon, it's a fork! No one can eat soup with a fork. Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."

Trololol dude, nice quote. How about...a TANKARD! Think about it! If you kill someone with it, you can take your foe's blood, and DRINK IT! Perfect for vampires, or just about anyone!
Or maybe, a flute or lute. The flute could be a one handed weapon, and the lute could be a two handed. Th drum could be a helmet.

Wooden. F*&king. Ladel.

Go grandma on someone's misbehavin' a$$.

edit: Grandma's Harbinger.

Dwemer cutlery and the wooden ladle have already been requested on the Nexus's page. I'll add the flute and lute, but unfortunately, I don't know how to do armor yet. (When I figure that out, you'll probably see things like buckets and cast iron pots as helmets. KITCHEN WARRIORS UNITE!)

i wanna bust someone up with a pot and pan! (please)

What about an invisible bow called "throw" and various throw-able objects?

What about things like ruined books? You can go all evil substitute on bad guys!
Also, I wanted to ask if you could make the weaponized versions of the implements craftable with one of the non-weapon version. That would make it SO much easier to craft these tools!

@Krest The Surfer: If anything, I'd try it with a staff, because the bow animations look very silly without an actual bow. :p I'll look into it.
@T-Star137: I can't believe the conversion recipes didn't occur to me! I'll add those in the next update.

I like the hand scyth's and the hooks from the lumber mills as my fave if you can manage?

SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'd be cool if you could take an iron/gold/silver/whatever(...) INGOT and SMACK someone in his head with it.

how do i get them?