This is really cool! Exactly what i was looking for.

Also, it'd be great to also list what each item does. (Some are obvious, like axe meaning faster tree chopping, but i really have no clue as to what a whistle or crowbar would do.)

The Whistle boosts animal training success chance.

The Crowbar supposedly opens doors faster, however It's pretty useless in my opinion.

Some bad choices are intentionally included for design reasons. The balance on them still needs tweaking however.

would it be too much to ask what the buffs and debuffs are for each in paranthesis next to the item?

so i just got done spawning them all in and writing down their equip offsets, happy to type up a copy and send it to be posted if you want @Chronometrics

Tailored
== Backpack ==
An extra bag that you can carry with you to help you move more things.
CarryingCapacity = 75

== Duffel Bag ==
A large bag you can use to carry many more things, but it's a little awkward.
CarryingCapacity = 125
MoveSpeed = -0.15

== Pillow ==
Comfy and soft, helps you get a good night sleep.
Comfort = 0.60
BedRestEffectiveness = 0.2

== Blanket ==
A comfy security blanket. Keeps you warm, and keeps you happy.
Comfort = 0.40
BedRestEffectiveness = 0.2
Insulation_Cold = -15
ComfyTemperatureMin = -10

== Leash ==
Keep those pets in hand, and take those reluctant animals back to the camp with this handy tool.
TameAnimalChance = 0.05
TrainAnimalChance = 0.1

== Bandage ==
Clean sterile cloth, rolled and ready to stop your pawns from bleeding out on the floor.
MedicalPotency = 0.1
MedicalTendSpeed = 0.3

Crafted
== Walking Cane ==
A handy, familiar walking cane to help you cross terrain swiftly.
MoveSpeed = 0.15

== Whip ==
A strong, flexible cord designed for stinging and restricting. Makes you feel like a movie star.
TameAnimalChance = 0.15
RecruitPrisonerChance = 0.1

== First Aid Kit ==
Being prepared and well stocked is the best way to survive. A First Aid Kit and some medicine will take you a long way and save lives with the swiftness of treatment.
ImmunityGainSpeed = 0.05
MedicalTendQuality = 0.15
MedicalTendSpeed = 0.75

== Flowers ==
A bunch of preserved flowers to make someone smile.
SocialImpact = 0.25
GiftImpact = 0.1

== Fan ==
Keep cool and look cool doing it.
ComfyTemperatureMax = 15
Insulation_Heat = 20

== Encyclopedia ==
A useful compilation of many facts, technologies, and histories. No need to reinvent the wheel, one of these will help speed up your research.
ResearchSpeedFactor = 0.25

== How To ==
A useful book for teaching your pawns a little more skills.
GlobalLearningFactor = 0.25

== Coupon Book ==
Save hundreds of dollars on sales, deals and more with this limited time offer. Only valid at participating traders.
TradePriceImprovement = 0.25

Components
== Laptop ==
Comes complete with satellite hookup to the universal answer web, Ding.
ResearchSpeedFactor = 0.5
GlobalLearningFactor = 0.05

============================Smartphone ==
Smartphones are cheap, portable, and widely available, but your pawns might have problems letting go.
WorkSpeedGlobal = -0.5
GlobalLearningFactor = 0.75

Machined
== Skill Saw ==
Cuts through wood like butter, cuts through butter like... well, better not try that.
PlantWorkSpeed = 0.75
ConstructionSpeed = 0.2
PlantHarvestYield = -1

== Brick Saw ==
Why chisel away slowly when you can slice and dice your way to perfect stone tiles?
StonecuttingSpeed = 0.5

== Power Drill ==
The best and fastest way to build things is just to put a lot of holes in it.
ConstructionSpeed = 0.5
ConstructSuccessChance = 0.1

== Jackhammer ==
Loud, obnoxious, and extremly good at breaking rocks apart.
MiningSpeed = 0.5
SmoothingSpeed = 0.25

Forged
== Toolkit ==
Everything you need to make anything you need. Better, faster, handier.
WorkSpeedGlobal = 0.2

== Thimble ==
Less poking means more sewing.
TailoringSpeed = 0.2

== Whistle ==
When you blow it, you can't hear anything. But the animals can!
TrainAnimalChance = 0.2

== Screwdriver ==
Greatly improves the sturdiness and ease of constructing.
ConstructSuccessChance = 1
FixBrokenDownBuildingSuccessChance = 1

Forged Sharp
== Axe ==
Used for cutting down plants, but not planting them.
PlantWorkSpeed = 0.4
DoorOpenSpeed = 0.2
PlantHarvestYield = -1

== Saw ==
Used for cutting down plants, but not planting them.
PlantWorkSpeed = 0.5
PlantHarvestYield = -1

== Chisel ==
Stoneworkers and artists alike prize the ability to make accurate cuts on their materials.
StonecuttingSpeed = 0.25
SculptingSpeed = 0.25

== Fork ==
The building block of society, it's much easier to eat with one of these.
EatingSpeed = 1

== Chefs Knife ==
A sharp knife with a keen edge, curved for easy chopping of vegetables.
CookSpeed = 0.25
MeatAmount = 2
FoodPoisonChance = -0.2

== Cleaver ==
A broad bladed knife designed for chopping through bones and separating meat.
ButcheryFleshSpeed = 0.25
ButcheryFleshEfficiency = 0.25
MeatAmount = 5
LeatherAmount = 1

== Skinning Knife ==
A thin bladed flexible knife, designed to swiftly and efficiently remove skin from a carcass.
LeatherAmount = 10
ButcheryFleshSpeed = 0.10
ButcheryFleshEfficiency = -0.5
MeatAmount = -5

== Pickaxe ==
Pointed double sided pick, designed for breaking apart rocks and pulling free minerals.
MiningSpeed = 0.25

== Scalpel ==
Stainless steel, a sharp and sterile blade designed for fine delicate work.
MedicalSurgerySuccessChance = 0.2
MedicalOperationSpeed = 0.5

== Sickle ==
A sharp curved hook, used for gathering plants and harvesting grains.
PlantHarvestYield = 0.25

== Scythe ==
A long handled curved blade, for reaping plants.
PlantHarvestYield = 0.4
PlantWorkSpeed = 0.1

Forged Blunt
== Crowbar ==
Good for fighting headcrabs, opening crates, and prying open doors.
DoorOpenSpeed = 1

== Forge Hammer ==
A massive hammer requiring massive strength, to bring down onto an anvil.
SmithingSpeed = 0.2

== Spoon ==
A spoon is as good as a fork in every way, but better with soup.
EatingSpeed = 1

== Trowel ==
A tool for filling in pitted ground with smooth and beautiful fill.
SmoothingSpeed = 1

== Shovel ==
A digging tool that makes moving earth much easier.
PlantWorkSpeed = 0.15
PlantHarvestYield = -0.2
MiningSpeed = 0.15

== Hammer ==
A small, easy to hold hammer perfect for driving in nails.
ConstructionSpeed = 0.25