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Panacea
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Headaches, bleeding, broken boner bones, cancers. Have this ever happened to you? Well stop sobbing and drink Panacea!

Introducing Panacea, the know-it-all's heal-it-all. It's what we like to call the "Ultimate Hangover Cure". Now, you can use them to cure hangover. But why wasted a perfectly preserved Panacea to cure your human-ish mistake, when it can cures basically everything!

These includes.
  • Bleeding
  • Infections
  • Broken bones
  • Fatigue
  • Primal needs (Hunger, thirst and sometimes lust (effects vary))
  • Radiation damages
  • Freeze burns
And many more!

However, Panacea cannot cure your
  • Broken marriage
  • Addiction (It causes one because it is that awesome)
  • Compulsive hoarding
  • Death
  • Depression
  • Erectile dysfunction
  • Pregnancy and miscarriage

Worried about Panacea? Don't be, it has been tested by our pets and proven to be more animal friendly than PETA.
Does it cause autism? No, but you know what causes autism? Believing that modern medicines cause autism. And that's a fact.

We also provided you with a very simple recipe to make your own Panacea substitute from scratch!

Now you could try seeking help from a doctor if you wish, but not only that they're probably no one left to answers. It also costs money, Lots of 'em. Or you can try to heal yourself if you've nothing better to do. Just go outside (which is probably the hardest part for you), brought some pills from (or loot) a nearby pharmacy, gets the wrong pill and now wouldn't you know it. You're dead!

Even if it saves you money, it wastes your time. And as the logic goes. Time is money. So you're back where you've started. So just cut the dung and Order Panacea!

Order now so you don't have to face old-timer problems, you don't order them when you're dying, you ordered them so you can prevent youself from dying. And you would've know from me, because I'm dying inside.

Panacea ID - 10668

Crafting recipe
1 Antibiotic + 1 Chemical + 1 Vaccine + 1 Morphine + 1 Purification tablets + 1 MRE + 1 Medkit + 2 Refined indigo berries. (require cooking III and a heat source... for safety reasons.)

All rights belongs to [redacted] for stealing, making, and configuring with this product. Anyone whom has re-uploaded Panacea without their parent's permissions. (and [redacted]'s permission) will be called "gay" for the rest of their life. Along side with a copyright takedown and blah blah blah don't be a jerk.

Update 12/5/2019 : Any mention of SCP-500 or Chug jug from now on will be removed. Yes, we get it, it's a reference. But that doesn't mean you've to mention it.
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Doctor Mewing 24 фев в 5:35 
Thanks to Panacea! now my grandma is singing sigma boy.
parmander28 15 дек. 2024 г. в 14:54 
can paecia cure my hate for asians
Your Sempay} 15 июл. 2023 г. в 20:54 
Hi, I want to use your mod on my StarWars RP server, for spawn on earth. If you are against it, then let me know about it.
SOUP CAN 23 мая. 2023 г. в 6:40 
broken boner
The Somewhat Fantastic Mr. Fox 10 мар. 2023 г. в 21:28 
Sorry to bother, but there's this Brazilian site that is selling Panacea for cheap, got it yesterday and it was labeled "Flanacea". Sure cures erectile dysfunction, but my doc said the kidney stones are kicking in, suggest the medical practitioner who concocted this fine cocktail look into this off-brand.
watchdog_3509 10 янв. 2023 г. в 19:24 
dang bro this also can cure emotional damage
Identity Cry-cis  [создатель] 16 сен. 2022 г. в 0:33 
Sure.

Future note to everyone. You can do whatever with my mods, just don't modified the stats (mainly the hunger, thirst, radiation, heat, stamina and oxygen), the model itself. And just credit the author.
󠀡󠀡 15 сен. 2022 г. в 21:27 
:steamthumbsup:Love this Panacea! May I get your permission for reupload this mod and pack it into my server? Won't make any profits from this mod and won't forget to put the author info, only changes would be text translations. Thank you!
Identity Cry-cis  [создатель] 10 июл. 2022 г. в 4:41 
Sure.
Winter29 19 мар. 2022 г. в 18:40 
Is this a permanent effect?