Ok, so I know that there is apparently some bad blood in this community against people who want a "quick and easy" guide to how you should make a mod for Dead Cells.

While such a guide would be nice, that's not what I'm looking for.

I know basically f*** all when it comes to programming, which makes the instructions out there read like an arcane gribly-gok of "stand on ceiling, spin twice clockwise, recite call for Cthulu, press enter, add values, praise the Black Goat, mod done". I know what the words mean, what individual parts of some sentences mean, but I cannot, for the life of me, get it to gel in a step-by-step manner.

So instead I want to ask this: For someone that is basically coding-illiterate, where do I even learn the things that would make these instructions understandable?

And before you say "Google", understand that this is me asking what even the frick I should be googling for.

Thank you for you time.