I spotted this mod and had to come take a look. It had me crying with laughter, I wont be subbing it but a great idea thanks

i found this mod by searching funny skyrim mods

how can i download this?

autism strikes again

the textures get all glitchy and stuff

I dont have the staffs

Nvm

The decals aren't showing for me, is there a certain download?

You can actually kill NPC's with this by the way :( I assassinated a follower hanging out in Riverwood.

Sorry Vahid - I am aware of the texture bug and if reinstalling hasn't worked, I have no solution for you :( I am no longer maintaining this project (it is almost three years old!)

I feel like i should have came up with this... or maybey i shouldn't have... hmm...

Subscribed and checked. Mod is in Data files, but isn't showing up in the Riverwood Trader.

best weapons ever 10/10

Just did, thank you so much for the help. Wish I could use this mod without it bugging out.

@Exinstix: Did you go into your 'Data Files' option (at the launcher) and use 'Delete Selected' on the squeaky file?

I cant seem to get rid of it even after i unsub, the items are still in the smithing list and crash my game whenever I hover over it too long. Please help!!!

Make dildo's Please c;

oh this will be fun imma go hit people with squeeky toys!

The Rods of Shenanigan, nuff said.

u know what those barstards need? they need some knockback

I lol'd +1

The mod is really cool, but all the stuff has a weird texture, it's just black with random rainbow squares all over it.

The mod worked but glitched my skyrim charactor to the point of needing to go back to an earlier game. I was floating in the air and then fell into a mountain and stayed there, unable to move. Please look and see if it was something with the mod

My God, I am loving this!

Please forgive me, but, could it be / Aaaand I just saw that you have no planned changes for this. A pity, I was looking forward to those suction cup arrows... and (I know, I know, here I am requesting something anyway) was wondering if it could be possible to improve the weapons at the forge (perhaps via Latex Ingots or Alphabet Blocks? That'd be hilarious). It'd be great to have a version of these things that actually does work really well as a weapon. Kicking @$$ with a squeaky toy, heck yeah.

*ahem* Anyway, forgive me for prattling on. Thank you for the great mod.

The most hilarious part was when I actually managed to kill someone with the squeaky bat, and it showed a death animation where I stabbed the bat through his chest. XD

lmao this is so useless and fun its awesome ty for the geat mod

I'm planning on doing a Sheogorath playthrough....this is Perfect!

This is just hilarious, find it really funny when the guards are all like "no lollygaggin' " and "guard might get nervous, a man aproaches with his weapon drawn"

Dude... I most definitely will not download this, but *THANK YOU* for the teary-eyed, belly laugh from the video I just watched on YouTube. This was just too damn funny! Thank you!

please someone put a download link for non steam

wheres the download?

Is it craftable???

Squeaky Toys!

Need to give Giants squeaky 2h by default :)

*squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky* -lydia- stop its *NO*

There needs to be more mods Like this, the humerous kind. This is Awesome!

This is a weapon that even alduin fears

Heh...don't mind me...just gonna go assault a gaurd using a Toy Hammer...:P...maybe.

Yeah!

Killing time in skyrim, taken to a whole new level.

I still have no clue what is causing the texture problems and could not recreate it. Perhaps the only way to fix it would be to start with a fresh install of Skyrim - and if that didnt work then it would be something wrong with my files. It is strange that only some people experience the glitch :( reinstallation of the whole game is drastic but I have no other answer. Sorry I can't be of more help!

k dude sry but even if i reinstalled the mod i had the graphical glitch :/ what should i do?

SQUEKAEEEEEEEY O_O:DDDD

Can I have your squid babies

its so funny

love this mod so funny hearing NPCs begging for mercy at the mightiness known as a squeaky hammer muahahahaha!

Just died of amazing. Love this.

*slow clap* magnificant. I shall now beat every Jarl in Skyrim over the head with one of these.

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