This one isn't actually that bad.
Compared to all the other trash around the end of the workshop, this is good.

░█▄░▄█░█▀▀░█▀▀▀░ █▀█
░█░█░█░█▀▀░█░▀▄░█▀▀█
░▀░░░▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀▀░▀░░▀
░█░░█░█░▀▀█▀▀░█▀█ ░ █▀█
░█░░█░█░░░█░░░█▀▄ ░█▀▀█
░▀▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░░░▀░ ▀░▀░░▀
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
░░░░░░░░████
░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░█░░░░█
███▄▄█░░░░░███▄
▓▓█░░░░ Valve ░░░█
▓▓█░░░░ Add This ░█
▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░█
▓▓█░░░░And Give░░░█
▓▓█░░░░ME ONE░░█
▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░█

░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄░░░
░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄░░
░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░
░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░
░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░ THIS IS BOB
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ COPY AND PASTE HIM,
░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░ SO, HE CAN TAKE
░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄░░ OVER THE WORLD!
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░░ AND THAT, WILL TELL VALVE
░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌░░ TO ADD THIS ITEM!
░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░
░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█░

Amatuer Colonoscopy, you are wrong

I love Narwahls

SomethingAwful is worse than Reddit

Nobody's ever going to look at this item ever again though so I can say that without repercussions

plz add it

nawhals and bacon cool

I love nawhals

this is s.u.m.e.o.j. (super ultra mega epic of juctice)

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight.

awww I love narwhals!!! I think they should be balloons though.. since the pyro cant wear it :( real cute though!

narwals r awsm must be added

░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░
░▒▒█░░▒▒▒▒██░░▒▒▒░
▒▒████▒▒▒█████▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒Add it now Valve!▒▒▒▒
░▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒░
░░▒▒░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒░░
░░░▒▒░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒░░░
░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░
░░░░░░Cuz It's░░░░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░ █▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░ █ ░ █ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░ ▀ ░░░ ▀ ░ ▀▀▀░░░

Enough Reddit hats, most hats are already cancer.

the Narwhal looks so cute c:
i hope valve are going to add it.

needs to be added

[vomit intensifies]

yes make it in game.

I see what you did there

No

I can live in comfort knowing this will never be added.

rub some bacon on it! :D

narwhals,they are narwhals,narwhals, inventors of Shish Kebab !

ME GUSTA TO THIS HAT narwal and bacon THIS IS MEH DREAM CUM TRU

lol is le epic rageface win le bacon and le narwahl 8))))

lol le epic troll bro xDDD le epic troll for the win

lol lol lol le xD lol lol le le xDDDDD lol (kill me) lolololol xD le funni le le le

how do I le upboat????

kawaii

This is the worst thing I've seen here.

narrrrrrwhhhhatlllleelle FUCK YEAH BIECHAH

NARWHAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL xDDDDD DIS IS SO FUNEH :3 LE EPEC WIN!!!!

LOL SO FUNNEH xDDD KILL LE 9GAG SCUM AMARITE????

le me derpin on le reddit xDD

LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE

le epic win good sire, please take all of my ron pauls

this is le epic le epic for le win ecks dee le 360 noscope upvote le le le

woot reddit

*picard facepalm*

narwhales narwhales swiming in the ocean

if ur a fucking 9gag i will kill u

REDDIT FTW

I need this...I NEED IT NOW!

REDDIT woopee

Shut up and take my money!

I FINALLY MEETS SOME REDDITORS :D

YESH. THIS.