Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The crit-on-a-stick
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connorCD 31 aug 2018 om 14:39 
so basically thw caber for the soldier.




mkay
plant 20 jan 2015 om 14:23 
Not sure this will get it. Caber is powerfull enough.
MajorGeneral 17 jan 2015 om 22:40 
hey someone else uploaded that 0_o
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waterfangs 17 jan 2015 om 16:39 
The things attaching it should be duct tape so it looks more homemade it would be hilarious
MochaMan 17 jan 2015 om 15:59 
I quite like it, and it actually kinda fits with TF2 lore. The Soldier and Demoman are good friends, so it would make sense that the Soldier would want to be like him. Though, perhaps Crit-on-a-Stick is an odd name... perhaps "American Firecracker"? Or "American (Insert harmless explosive here)"?
Zilla 17 jan 2015 om 12:01 
crits and shits on a stick
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pow ✜ ʍod 17 jan 2015 om 6:44 
a ulapool caber for soldier i love it
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N A K E D 16 jan 2015 om 13:26 
Great idea, and its very creative!
D0g 16 jan 2015 om 13:18 
Da! Is good weapon!
Yuri Fanatic 15 jan 2015 om 18:29 
ADD IT!
AcSkull 15 jan 2015 om 16:45 
AWESOME
THIS WILL BE EVEN BETTER THAN THE MG
JakVox 15 jan 2015 om 13:29 
Why is everyone saying: "So...The Ullapool Caber?" and "Why so many caber reskins." The guy just wants to make a weapon. Who cares if it's like the Ullapool? It's a SOLDIER version. A soldier with the Ullapool? EPIC.
JakVox 15 jan 2015 om 13:26 
Why isn't this in the game yet? I have some stats for it:

Positives:
20% more damage
100% crits from behind.
20% more damage if used while rocket jumping
can explode 1-3 enimies at once

Negatives:
-10% weapon speed
self-destruct
Kuzenbo 15 jan 2015 om 11:23 
Yes.
XanderWalrus 15 jan 2015 om 6:31 
Valve would totally add this (no sarcasm)
bSixdouze 15 jan 2015 om 5:33 
Nice backstory
Nico Nico Knee 14 jan 2015 om 9:47 
so many reskins of the ullpool cabar
Digital Sock 14 jan 2015 om 8:21 
wierdness approved
StereoTypicaly 24 dec 2014 om 18:54 
BOB:this is good ME:this is good
BlackPig 17 aug 2014 om 6:24 
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Birk Enjoyer 13 okt 2013 om 13:52 
Soldier Ninja approved
jjcaustic 2 apr 2013 om 21:22 
I can see Caber Fights in the future
Tortoise 16 mrt 2013 om 20:15 
so.... a ullapool cabar?
NobeOddy 13 mrt 2013 om 21:45 
It should say in the desc some where "A smart person would throw it."
Meero 13 mrt 2013 om 16:15 
no im sorry because this wouldnt work, too op:
new soldier op loadout: rocket jumper, shotgun, krit on a stik
strategy: rocket jump to enemy base, 1 hit krit, rocket jump back
Trollge 11 mrt 2013 om 16:40 
yeah this is definatly cool
Kinzuko 10 mrt 2013 om 21:30 
yes plees lol we need moor trolldires xD
Captain Fool 6 mrt 2013 om 8:42 
If this gets added there will be many more trolldiers still nice idea it gives another use for the soldier
Ghosty 1 mrt 2013 om 22:25 
A caber for the Soldier, a unique idea. I like the idea of it and I can actually see something like the soldier using this rate up
boglol1 27 feb 2013 om 19:19 
awesome they should add it!
SMOrcus 27 feb 2013 om 17:42 
Maggots
DaWE 27 feb 2013 om 17:42 
A caber for soldiers? neat.
Нино 26 feb 2013 om 13:09 
Stats:
+100% Critical probability
-As the razorback, can only be used once. Can be recharged at a ressuply locker
Poe's Raven 24 feb 2013 om 22:48 
I think that th fact that solly and demo share some melees doesnt men that they should have copies of the other class' wepz, demo has caber, and solly has market; demo has swords and axes, solly has pickaxes and shovels... the main idea of TF and TF2 is to have 9 different classes to enjoy the value of teamwork.
Daeva 23 feb 2013 om 16:57 
Love the name. A very interesting idea. Nice work :)
Darth Cannabis 18 feb 2013 om 0:00 
like the concept of a soldier version of uber, but no need for overcomplicated model. Just strait up use a rocket (no launcher) and have soldier hold it like he would hold a bowling pin he wants to bash a head in with.
guitarzero 16 feb 2013 om 11:20 
like it
Good friend for allඞ 14 feb 2013 om 15:49 
Good idea! Hope it gets added!
barry romano 14 feb 2013 om 14:42 
Same stats as the demo but I have an extra idea since it's a rocket it use one rocket everytime you blow something up, therefore if your'e out of rockets you can't use the rocket to blow crap up.
Flpstrike 10 feb 2013 om 16:04 
Cuz,that is E.P.i.C
Jelliedsteak, Lazy Medic 9 feb 2013 om 17:05 
haha this would be awesom for rocket jumping though it means i might want to use the shotgun more then my gunboats
mountain goat 7 feb 2013 om 18:01 
Alt-fire: throw it
Poppyseed Poptart 5 feb 2013 om 16:54 
E.P.I.C
Matt 3 feb 2013 om 17:04 
Good work looks awesome
Non-Violence Jacob 3 feb 2013 om 14:36 
i think the rocket should be on top of the stick sideways so it looks like a hammer but still though hope this gets added
Not_Portal 1 feb 2013 om 7:46 
if this was to scout i would love it!
zacary 1 feb 2013 om 2:00 
This would go good if there was a new like Rival/War! Update or something since the demo has a exploding melee why can't the soldier? and other weps for other classes aswell.
Shash 31 jan 2013 om 21:37 
this was already a thing. i've seen it before just a different model