Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

Postal 2 Pee SWEP (R to unzip)
220 kommentarer
是毛豆呀 30. sep. kl. 16:11 
兄弟 我超你
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 26. sep. kl. 0:31 
I'd very much like to see the string you sew with, because the stream's just a little thinner than a typical humanoid model's finger so you must be sewing with thin rope.
sourcᵉ 25. sep. kl. 7:22 
make it thicker, the pee has the thickness of sewing string
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 9. aug. kl. 15:12 
Are you getting any errors? If not, try entering piss_hide 0 in console
Mas 8. aug. kl. 21:09 
Why is it invisible?
synttax 2. aug. kl. 8:19 
That's the ticket.
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 25. juli kl. 16:11 
At some point I might look into building a better system, but I don't want to promise anything when I don't have a lot of time or energy to add new features like that right now.

The system I provided is rather barebones but it already does most of what you describe for most HL2 NPCs. Vortigaunts do actually have a degree of support, I just had trouble finding good Vort lines to use so I configured them to default to the generic male reaction list used by male citizens and a couple other characters with limited lines for me to pull good reactions from.

It's definitely not a perfect system but it doesn't require much effort to set it up to support any given NPC or playermodel. I don't have the ability to make it automatically detect an entity's gender because there doesn't seem to be a system for that in the engine, so it would have to be set on a per-model basis.
♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬ 25. juli kl. 12:13 
Too convoluted, I want simple reactions where female models with female anims will automatically have alyx's voice kind of thing. And vortigaunts/models that share vort animations have their own reactions. And males have barney's voice.
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 24. juli kl. 6:47 
nah that cvar is for pissing on other players but honestly it should probably also affect self-pissing, too. i'll go ahead and fix that now
Petra 24. juli kl. 1:07 
is that where you piss in your mouth
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 23. juli kl. 19:52 
also just pushed a fix for piss_player_disgust because I just noticed that wasn't working either
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 23. juli kl. 19:50 
Just pushed a fix for piss_npc_disgust not working, apparently I forgot to ever actually add a check for it lmao

I don't have any plans to add a whole menu for custom reaction sounds but towards the bottom of the description under "CUSTOM REACTION" there are instructions on how to add/remove sounds for playermodels and NPCs. It's not the most elegant solution but it works
♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬ 22. juli kl. 10:03 
Also, Turning off the reaction sounds is broken/doesn't work, Tested on a vortigaunt. And VJ base SNPC's are broken from this not understanding the models.
♬♫~Joe Blaze~♫♬ 22. juli kl. 9:56 
Yeah, Make it so that whatever you pee on stays yellow for a while. For like 20 - 30 minutes. And an option to change the NPC's reaction sounds through a customization menu. Because it gets weird when female NPC models keep making male noises/random noises from the addon that have no relation. Plus, Vortigaunts aren't supported either from what I could find.
рейдж лубеница 2. juli kl. 12:09 
piss on fire and no more fire piss napalm adds fire
рейдж лубеница 2. juli kl. 12:08 
this mod works with vfire
The Mimic 28. juni kl. 4:09 
yo bro
Ghost of Christmas past 28. juni kl. 4:06 
yo bro
3hunnak_ 20. juni kl. 22:11 
Make it so that the puddle appears and stays for a long time. For about 120 seconds. Also, maybe so that the urine makes everything yellow or so. So that you can see that someone just marked that sofa.
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 28. maj kl. 14:25 
added a new clientside cvar to hide piss entirely for those who don't want to see the piss at all, though only for yellow piss for now
JK47PLAYZ 23. maj kl. 17:58 
Mr Pherical WHAT
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 19. maj kl. 12:57 
i think gwater2 is gonna be your best bet there, chief
MetroNetron-MSDoS 18. maj kl. 9:59 
plz add cum
Jack N. Offe 15. maj kl. 14:12 
Thanks
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 15. maj kl. 8:35 
1) cut back on the cherry koolaid, that should clear up in a few days

2) the SWEP lets you cycle between regular/blood/napalm piss with right click
Jack N. Offe 14. maj kl. 20:00 
Why's my piss red? Also why is my Garry's Mod piss red?
REVENGEFUL 13. maj kl. 13:38 
fine
andrew 11. maj kl. 9:16 
favorited thank you for the piss mod
Gremlin 26. apr. kl. 11:15 
now the flowers will grow.
BOOGIE 14. apr. kl. 15:54 
woh
Gabriel1Hot 7. apr. kl. 13:14 
Postal 3 uses a skeleton quite similar to that of Gmod but each bone has different names, perhaps replacing the name of the skeleton in the animation might work. If you manage to do something, could you tell me how you did it? I've been wanting to port the animations from Postal 3 to Gmod.
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 6. apr. kl. 20:25 
Oh and I'd definitely love to add a better thirdperson animation for the SWEP but I know basically nothing about animation or even just porting them from other games.

That said Postal 3 is in the Source engine so it might actually be easy enough to get it figured out, I'll have to consult a homie who knows Blender
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 6. apr. kl. 20:19 
Yeah, but clear makes it too hard to see and white looks a bit too adult for the workshop so I opted for blue. It's really just supposed to be an clientside setting for folks who find the yellow piss offputting but want to play on a server that has it installed.
Petra 6. apr. kl. 12:46 
clean piss would be clear/white, blue piss would be a disease of some kind
Gabriel1Hot 6. apr. kl. 12:43 
I really like this mod. One question: Do you plan to make Unzip's third-person animation similar to Postal 3's in this mod? (Yes, it's a bad game, but the animations are pretty good.)
Fumbduck 25. mar. kl. 8:10 
you gotta add the famous 'now the flowers will grow' line i beg:melon:
☨乂Hatsune_Mikul乂☨ 24. mar. kl. 6:41 
I want to thank the developer for such an addon, but still, I know that in postal 2 the main character is a man, but I would also like to see how it will be for girls to work, because some guys like to play for girls, I am no exception, I will be pleased if you make not only a male piseng but also a female one:)
In rp it will be very interesting when you need to go for a girl, it will be especially pleasant if it bursts her limit
in the game itself it was like that, for some female.
[ZOV!] Гойдарыч. 22. mar. kl. 18:28 
alright, figured something out.
yes, it's addons, but which one - don't know yet, gotta search.
[ZOV!] Гойдарыч. 22. mar. kl. 17:55 
mod itself works good, but middle stream is missing(or there's just a gap betwen 2 lines, don't know.), error happend suddenly, so i'll try to search for conflicting mod, if it has one.
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 22. mar. kl. 8:54 
That's very strange, I've never had issues with the mass being set to 0 before, and the documentation for physobj:SetMass() suggests 0 is a valid option

Can you share a bit more info about what you were doing at the time the error happened? Can you make it happen again and share the process? Right now I can only speculate that perhaps you have another addon installed that is somehow conflicting but I can't know for sure
[ZOV!] Гойдарыч. 22. mar. kl. 2:29 
excuse me, what is this.

Mass can not be lower or equal to 0!
stack traceback:
lua/entities/ent_postal_pee/init.lua:34: in function <lua/entities/ent_postal_pee/init.lua:18>
[C]: in function 'Spawn'
lua/autorun/server/sv_pee.lua:114: in function 'DoPiss'
lua/autorun/server/sv_pee.lua:183: in function <lua/autorun/server/sv_pee.lua:178>
lua/dlib/modules/hook.lua:904: in function <lua/dlib/modules/hook.lua:900>
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 16. mar. kl. 23:22 
added a new "piss_clean 1/0" client cvar for people who dont want to see yellow piss but still want to use the addon or play on a server that has it installed
Panda Gaming 18. feb. kl. 11:57 
bwahaha, no
Jeffrey Epstein 18. feb. kl. 7:27 
this'll make the flowers grow
soldier gaming 15. feb. kl. 16:15 
take my piss
Joe Balls 7. feb. kl. 20:55 
add white piss
brunoski 4. feb. kl. 16:31 
also maybe add a decal when piss splashes? (probably the "beersplash" decal)
lanlangaming 3. feb. kl. 15:57 
Im gonna become the worlds best pisser
VladiMatt  [ophavsmand] 3. feb. kl. 10:16 
Basic vfire support has been added, both when extinguishing and using Napalm mode
Petra 2. feb. kl. 23:04 
AHHH OHHHHHHHH AHUIRUAFHAOIHJAOAHIRJAO