Since downloading this mod, the number of female shek recruits in bars has quadrupled. Don't know if this is a bug or a side effect of having such a massive cleaver.

*un-combats your cleaver

Good

ive never had an issue with the cleaver but the mod description and mod image made me download

This has to be one of the most hilarious mod descriptions I've ever read

Hilarious. Downloaded XD

looks like a Pen**s enlargement ad LOL

Ya know the small cleavers are actually the perfect size really the other ones wouldn't really fit in your sheathe I mean the "short" one even though it is in all honestly still pretty big probably lasts a lot longer in battle and is really trying to kill you also it probably has a great personality I think that you just have REALLY big hands

Vanilla plank was nice look, no need to increase plank size, because small characters have problem with pierce the ground texture of his plank or axe, other changes look great.

This is genius. Wonderful humor

the plank looks shorter in the after picture, is this intentional?

This mod is soo good worked like a charm

This UGLY son of a GARRU is chopping SUPER HUNGRY BANDITS and basically, you're a flatskin.
How?
Download to find out

I find it funny these giant fuck off swords can just get straight up one handed at a high enough skill with hackers, its even funnier now that its as long as a frag axe lmao.

This is one of the funniest mod pages I've ever found. Thank you for the detail you put into this mod!

I've seen too much X-YouTube to recognize that ad.

this is all hilarious and love the page but in my op most weapons (especially paladins cross) should be made smaller to really enhance the extreme size of heavy weapons making them seem all the more ridiculous

i mean heavy weapons are advertised as ACTUALLY KILLING THEIR USERS because of their size/weight and that absurdity is diluted a bit when paladins cross is just as big as a heavy weapon despite being much lighter and not considered a heavy weapon

Golden. Simply golden. Didn't even want the mod. But the more I look at it the more I want it. I guess that's sword envy for ya'.

Amazing. Absolutely perfect.

I love that ad hhhhhhh

I love that ad

Doctors HATE HIM!
He went from length 17 to 19 AND started cutting up bandits more efficiently with a SINGLE stat change!
Find out this ONE weird trick to step up your cleaver game!

ROFL

+1

When you really do not need this mod but downloaded anyway because of how good the ads.. sorry description is

I always thought my cleaver was big enough.... but after seeing these cleavers....

Thanks to Longer Long Cleaver, I now feel confident in combat situations, and the Shek women can't get enough of my testosterone-fueled war stories.

Thanks, The Red's Longer Long Cleaver!

Hey. . .
H-Hey man. . You got any more of those . . Cleaver enhancements?

Xepheon <3 I CAN confirm some of them WORK! Im dead serious tho.

I LOVE your sense of humor.. marry me :p
Seriously though, you completely nailed the nuances of those ridiculous penis enhancement ads. Kudos to you. I love good parodies.

Thank you ! Tengu was bullying me for my cleaver size but after I downloaded this mod i inserted it into his A.S.S and he stopped bullying me (and breathing) !

Skeletons hate that trick. Check out how this Holy Nation guy expands his cleaver length by 24.

I can't believe you've done this

+1 for gif

You're a genius! That gif made my day, so even if I don't use cleavers I've rated up.

PS I almost missed the description, now I have to subscribe and favourite XD

Didn't think I needed this mod but after reading the description there's no way I'm not downloading lmfao

this looks like an ad on a website i never went to

Hey dude, you should do marketing.

sometimes size makes a difference!!

The longer, the better

Rated up and favorited just because of the animated gif

The Blood had to go somewhere!!

I never knew I needed this product until I tried the free trial. Now I don't go deep into... uhh, dungeons without it. Thanks Longer Cleaver, you changed my life!.

Thank you I was getting sick of using chode sized weapons 10/10

marketing 10/10

Did u use a cleaver pump for enlargement?

Dude, this actually bothered me so much I was thinking of modding it myself but you've made literally every change I wanted to. Perfect mod, 11/10; bravo, you majestic human, bravo!

that gif tho

I don't even use cleavers, but this is just too awesome not to rate up

11/10 mod. all should use.

The advertisement for this is friggin AMAZING. Then you carried it into the intro text. You have my eternal respect. I'm getting this RIGHT NOW

Please contact me if you need a testimonial.