as a stormcloak supporter I am offended that there are no stormcloaks

"YOU HAVE COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE, WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?!"

I have another reason to live

No lollygagging

it would be cooler if some of them had the unique features, like some types having gloves and the solitude guards having imperial gauntlets and boots.

*whistles* "That is one... big hammer.

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something at the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

Why no Eastmarch guards?

arrow to the nee bodygroup

Stop! You violated the law, either write a fine or serve your sentence.
Then pay with your blood!

the map is Degroot Keep in Team Fortress 2

It's a tf2 map,forgot the name.

What is the name of the map?

They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the high king... With his voice!

HEARD THERE REFORMING THE DAAWNGUARD, VAMPIRE HUNTERS OR SOMETHING. MIGHT SIGN UP.

STOP! You violated the law!

why no windhelm gaurds

Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.

Go Filng With Any Cocks Around Here Where going to have real BIG Party

i used to be a internet troll, then i took an arrow to the knee.
:3

Would be awesome if this was an SNPC with unique dialogue.

fam there is no eastmarch guard!(atleast not for me) how will the true sons and daughters of skyrim enjoy this?!

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...

I used to be a rebel like you, untill I took a rollermine to the knee.

Whiterun Guard: Stop, you have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

Dragonborn: I'm with the Guild, is this enough to pay off my bounty? [7 Gold]

Whiterun Guard: I can make all of your problems with the guards to go away, but it'll cost you.

Dragonborn: gives [7 Gold]

Whiterun Guard: Alright, now move along before you get me in trouble.

Message in the top right of the screen appears: 7 GOLD REMOVED

Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH

Whiterun Guard: I need to ask you to stop. That.. shouting is making people nervous.

Dragonborn: Too bad. There's more where that came from.

Whiterun Guard: Can't say I've heard of any laws against... whatever that is you're doing. But I'll lock you up if I have to.

Dragonborn: Whatever.

Whiterun Guard: I've got my eye on you.

Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH

Whiterun Guard: You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

To be continued...

Wait, I know you.

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

I know it's a different guard but, STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.

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cant find it halp plez

Hello, I'd like to purchase some playermodels from Skyrim.

I used to be a an out going real person like you then i found the elderscrolls

I used to be a commenter like you, then I took a bad joke to the knee

Кривые мечи

I used to be a particular homosapien, whom traveled across various areas for self-amusement and or excitement before I was stopped of this task by a projectile to my lower kneecap.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took a steam workshop to the knee

and now i cant walk

i used to be an adventurer like you untill i lost both my legs

i used to be an adventurer like you untill i got a bolt to the knee

psst, I know who you are... HAIL SITHIS

@LeSneakyCactus
You have commited crimes against skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

@Ragin the windhelm guards are stormcloak troopers

what about windhelm?

I used to be an adventurer like you.... until I took an arrow to the knee.

FUS RO DAH!

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet rolls...

@Permafrost it was cp_degrootkeep

no windhelm guard?

Only one question... do they have the dialogue?