oh... my penis is big...

Hope this gets added for the 2016 update!

[h1]Mule Molester 600[/h1]
Level 1 Poorly Named Weapon

Pros
On hit: Builds Pleasure
40% faster reload time
50% faster firing speed
Does not require ammo

Cons
Uses 3 ammo units per shot
-16% falloff damage penalty

Grey Text
Hitscan scattershot replaced with decently fast plasma balls
Alt-fire at 100%: Activates Climax Mode, allowing your balls to coat your enemies in Mad Milk
Premature Discharge available at 50-99%, but your meter drains twice as fast and you'll be marked for death for a while after your climax.

Unlisted

(unlisted) 1.5x Pleasure gained on kills
Plasma balls deal 50 damage and are comparable to the Direct Hit in terms of projectile speed

STATS! STATS STATS I WANT STATS (the weapons look good)

"mule molester" ☠☠☠☠nawww

it sucks this wasn't added i could see this getting a lot of use

"Mule Molestor"
very interesting name choice

m u l e m o l e s t o r

finally some wepons to complete a future loadout for scout

Scout has some serious explaining to do

I recommend changing the names

mule molester holy hell

@barbrett714 i think it's because the weapon name alludes to bestiality.

Why the actual hell aren't these in the game yet?

Can I just say that "Mule Molestor" is the best name I've ever heard of for anything?

Hey, i'm voting these up. I think it would be cool if Scout received some weapons which were a different style to him, as a character (similar to how Pyro has different themed weapons).

"You know, in MY times I too used to molest the mules"
-Grandpa

The weapons themselves look cool but M U L E M O L E S T E R

That second one's name though, its never getting in with that. Lmfao

I will even agree if theese guns will be so shitty as previous Grordbords stuff. JUST ADD IT IN THE GAME VALVE!!!!

when will they give the heavy a minigun like this

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this looks so cool!

swag

Just make sure they are not overpowered please. We already have enough stupid scout unlocks.

Weapons confirmed for Meet Your Match update.

specificaly a crest for both sets

the reason the scout and medic Grordbort sets arent in the game yet is because WETA workshop needs to make Grordbort crests

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yeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT THISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! VALVE PUT IT IN NOW!!!!!

You, Mr. Weta, are the savior of Grordbort! You, who will bring Grordbort to all of us! THANK YOU!

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I hope these get in, these guns look pretty cool.

THIS WEAPON IS AWSOME!!!!!!

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Mod link please. ;-; Plase, Gabe, accept it. y-y

Mod link please.

If you add this, I will buy the saboteur from weta :) for sures

The mercy killer was suppose to be the Pearce 45 Weta :( but I love the fact that you made it into a new weapon like the sabotuer 66. Love your work on dr.grordborts. Valve should let these weapons and cosmetics in. It would be awesome to have new Dr.G things in TeamFortress, also it would be awesome that scout shot double lasers. How about the saboteur 66 will increase mule molestor 600's laser spread and firing speed up to 40% and add more ammo on. up to 10 percent but decreasedit damd age up to 25 percent

Ha ha, it's funny because it'll never be in the game.

come on valveee

we better need this weapon in 3d weta workshop we want you to 3d model the weps

very good to know how does it look like in first person

I like :S

Love Dr Gordborts stuff

maby the the primary would be like a wave, bounceing of walls with +10 damadge and low accuacy

like t.k.s wave from borderlands

I play scout all the time.MAIN CLASS!.But i still dont think the scout should be a Dr

Problem is, the Rightious Bison SUCKS a lot. 20 damage AT CLOSE RANGE.

ADD IT NOW VALVE PLEASE