Dear Diary

Yesterday I have decided to play Online, which I usually can’t, because of my bad framerate.

Episode 2: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1077546471

Episode 3: https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1113185349

> See that there are a lot of hosts at Smouldering Lake
> Invading world as Dark Spirit
> Be summoned underground
> Host is nowhere
> Finally find the host outside
> White phantom “Randomsaltycunt69” summoned
> thatwastobeexpected.jpg
> Randomsaltycunt69 charges at me, gets wrecked by the ballista, finish the guy off easily
> Host stays there
> White phantom “Randomsaltycunt69” summoned again
> yougottabekiddingme.avi
> Slay Randomsaltycunt69 again
> Meanwhile: “White phantom Knightslayer Tsorig summoned”
> White phantom “Randomsaltycunt69” summoned for the third time
> WAT.zip
> Use Black Separation Crystal
> Decide not to invade again, I am bad at PvP anyways

> Decide to do some Jolly Co-operation instead, I am good at PvE anyways
> Go to Midir’s hole
> Place sign
> Wait
> Start reading discussions instead because I was bored
> Next thing I hear is: "MAKE HASTE!"
> Shift + Tab back to game
> TFW Argo summoned me
> 4 guys with Yhorm’s machete are standing around me taunting and what not
> Almost last 5 seconds before being completely obliterated
> ohwell.png

> A bit later, someone summons me
> Casul kid waves at me then jumps down
> Critical battle can now be accessed
> Jump down as well
> Host of embers has died, returning to your world
> howcanyouevendiethatfast.gif
> Ok, I guess

> Be summoned again
> 3 other guys this time, none of them has Prestilent Mercury
> Host dies at 70% boss health
> Ok, I guess





> Try to begin a conversation with my friend and try to persuade him to play with me, he shakes me off with something like “LOL” or “XD”
> Meanwhile random Kirk ♥♥♥♥♥♥ invades, spams weapon art
> Kill it with 4 R1 hits
> What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

> Be summoned again
> Host sends me back with separation crystal for no reason
> Decide not to play online

Such is multiplayer in Dark Souls 3 my dear diary.