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MALL FATHER

An Inspiriation to Any and All Cheap Shopping Malls, The Holy Mall Father is like Santa's Cousin, Always asking Him if he wants to go Bowling and such.
All this Holy God of Cheap Mall Paychecks usually does is Teach Kids about the spirit of Christmas.
I dont think He isnt supposd to be with children, but He does anyways.
I think I can even Smell Cheap Whiskey on his breath.
Though, He does make for a good Santa knockoff.
Go, you Sexy Man you, Go!