Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to hide your "secret" files from FBI
由 tiki² 制作
FBI is all ready at your door aren't they ?
   
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First....
Go ahaed and open the door. They will be surprised to see you know what out side world is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Make your best normie act !
Now we can start !
But what are you going to hide if it's normie sh*t like porn just use a normal folder lock
But ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We all know why you are here you want to hide thoes loli, trap and aheago vids am I right ?
Then we can start the real guide...
STEP 1
Get your self out of the country. We all know trump will find your hentai and memes if you stay at US. Go ahead and get a job in one of thies counties
Turkey (Come and see me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Kekistan
Japan
West Japan (Chiana)
and India
STEP 2
BECOME A NORMIE !!!
This will be hard, you have to talk with real ppl and worst you have to have a think normies call "Life"
LAST STEP
Find your self a normie wife. Affter this no one will even think you are a 4-chan user, an old ♥♥♥ or a guy with platinium hentaiheaven acount becaus they think we cant have wifes. Still you dont have to talk to your wife just go ahead, marry her and idk put her in to your basment ? She is your wife in the end...
BUT NEVER FORGET YOUR TRUE WAIFU
12 条留言
Turtle 2017 年 6 月 22 日 上午 7:40 
Ok Barton did you kill any hoovies
Barton 2017 年 6 月 8 日 下午 2:04 
i opened my door to see not FBI, but a spy crab, shit, the wildlife protection services are coming
Mom 2017 年 6 月 6 日 下午 12:15 
nah
Shinobu oshino is over 500 years old
tiki²  [作者] 2017 年 6 月 6 日 上午 11:37 
Thing is all lolis are over 2000 years old...
Some how...
Mom 2017 年 6 月 6 日 上午 9:56 
3/10
Traps are gay. They will always be gay.
Lolis are good as long as they are older than 18.
This guide gave me cancer.
Turtle 2017 年 6 月 3 日 上午 9:48 
I has a vary gud contacts in the illuminarty party
tiki²  [作者] 2017 年 5 月 29 日 下午 11:02 
How did you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Turtle 2017 年 5 月 29 日 下午 7:04 
What if you work in the FBI and you WANT us to do that so we don't realize 9/11 was an inside job
ascen 2017 年 5 月 29 日 下午 12:39 
got lost on step 2
tiki²  [作者] 2017 年 5 月 29 日 上午 7:41 
Loli