Well, the most important thing u must do is to have a macro to spam laugh.
For laughing press VEL. Assign that to a macro and you`ll be the best ♥♥♥♥♥ around.

If you die, even if u dive to tier 2 tower at level 5, is always the fault of your team, you are clearly Master and better than Adapting. To make your team realize of their fault use VVA (ok) all the times you can, so the team would notice they suck.
When the VGS tells you cant spam it more, write in chat things like: Usseless, no help, noobs, bronzes (even if you are one).

If your jungler saves you in a gank killing the enemy but he dies too, he is fking ussless ♥♥♥♥♥ so spam VER (You rock) , and then if u want to get creative say VVX (Cancel That).

Just repeat those steps all times, for example, ur team loss a fire cause they needed and adc (that was you) because they didnt have dmg but u decided that a wave of minions would be more worth. Then other team respawns and steal the fire killing ur mates. They will want to fking kill u but u dont worry just spam you rock and the typical phrases of a bronze

Wait Wait man im not bronze.....hahaha GOOD JOKE BRO! The typical smite player is bronze so then shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and listen up.
First of all i´ll write some bronze qoutes:
STFU NOOB, NOT MY FAULT
STEALING MY FARM IDIOT"
Wow dude, you suck so much... no ganks for this lane again noob"
I gave up on the system. I'm not a bad player, but I am just tired of the flaws of Bronze...And believe me I'm usually not the one that costs the game when my team loses. It's kinda hard to improve when you lose a game but it wasn't your fault. (I like this one)
As for Bronze V, lol im there too, I'm too lazy to play ranked at the moment and climb out"

There´s much more but you`ll see them along your smite time.

Always but always play mid, adc or solo. Support is for noobs because you dont get kills and jungle is too hard to learn.

Try to get Neith X the faster u can so you`ll be a lot more bronzier early. Also listen to Darude Sandstorm while playing makes u Bronze too.

Never buy starter in conquest, why u would need it? U are a Kali and u have a pretty good early.

Never follow your team calls and never be positive, that`s for weird players.

Always a wave of minions at level 20 is worther than a fire or another objective, thats the sacred rule of bronzes

You dont get kills, u cant go dmg why u would go it? Support Roles is usseless.
If u are force to play it just never build auras, build ♥♥♥♥♥♥ builds with no auras and buy selfish armor.
And example of this is this:
https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=759302673
Just follow that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ build every time u play!



As support all time try to ks because u need more that kills than your adc obviusly.

For those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that didnt notice the sacarsm of the guys pls ♥♥♥.
For god sake pls never follow those steps, lets make a good community and not a bad one.
Here is a real guide, sorry is in spanish but there is google translator for something.

https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=893556459


Hope u enjoyed the guide

See ya