Rank--Kills-----Name
0-------0--------Strange
1-------10-------Unremarkable
2-------25-------Scarcely Lethal
3-------45-------Mildly Menacing
4-------70-------Somewhat Threatening
5-------100-----Uncharitable
6-------130-----Notably Dangerous
7-------175-----Sufficiently Lethal
8-------225-----Truly Feared
9-------275-----Spectacularly Lethal
10-----350-----Gore-Spattered
11------500------Wicked Nasty
12-----750------Positively Inhumane
13-----999------Totally Ordinary
14-----1000-----Face-Melting
15-----1500-----Rage-Inducing
16------2500----Server-Clearing
17------5000----Epic
18------7500----Legendary
19------7616----Australian
20------8500----Hale's Own

Rank---Tickle Fights Won--Name
0--------0-----------------------Strange
1--------10----------------------Unremarkable
2--------25----------------------Almost Amusing
3--------45----------------------Mildly Mirthful
4--------70----------------------Somewhat Droll
5--------100---------------------Thigh-Slapping
6--------135---------------------Notably Cheery
7--------175---------------------Sufficiently Wry
8--------225---------------------Truly Feared
9--------275---------------------Spectacularly Jocular
10------350----------------------Riotous
11------500----------------------Wicked Funny
12------749---------------------Totally Unamusing
13------750---------------------Positively Persiflagious
14------1000--------------------Frown-Annihilating
15------1500--------------------Grin-Inducing
16------2500--------------------Server-Clearing
17------5000--------------------Epic
18------7500--------------------Legendary
19------7923--------------------Australian
20------8500--------------------Mann Co. Select

Rank--Seconds cloaked--Name
0-------0----------------------Strange
1-------200-------------------Unremarkable
2-------500-------------------Scarcely Shocking
3-------900-------------------Mildly Magnetizing
4-------1337-----------------Somewhat Inducting
5-------2000-----------------Unfortunate
6-------2700-----------------Notably Deleterious
7-------3500-----------------Sufficiently Ruinous
8-------4500-----------------Truly Conducting
9-------5500-----------------Spectacularly Pseudoful
10-----7000------------------Ion-Spattered
11------9000-----------------Wickedly Dynamizing
12-----12000-----------------Positively Plasmatic
13-----16000-----------------Totally Ordinary
14-----21337-----------------Circuit-Melting
15-----35000-----------------Nullity-Inducing
16-----58007-----------------Server-Clearing
17-----90000-----------------Epic
18-----120000---------------Legendary
19-----140000---------------Australian
20-----160000---------------Mann Co. Select

Rank---Kills-----Name
0--------0---------Strange
1--------1---------Broken-In
2--------3---------Scarcely Worn
3--------5---------Mildly Minatory
4--------7---------Crushingly Crushing
5--------10--------Inauspicious
6--------14--------Profoundly Penumbric
7--------18--------Sufficiently Eclipsing
8--------23--------Truly Tenebrific
9--------28--------Spectacularly Fell
10------35---------Fashion-Splattered
11-------50--------Wicked Stinky
12------75---------Positively Planar
13------99---------Totally Comfortable
14------100--------Face-Flattening
15------150--------Rage-Inducing
16------250--------Server-Clearing
17------500--------Epic
18------750--------Legendary
19------784--------Australian
20------850--------Hale's Custom

Rank--Buildings Sapped--Name
0-------0----------------------Strange
1-------3----------------------Unremarkable
2-------9----------------------Scarcely Shocking
3-------15--------------------Mildly Magnetizing
4-------21--------------------Somewhat Inducting
5-------30--------------------Unfortunate
6-------42--------------------Notably Deleterious
7-------54--------------------Sufficiently Ruinous
8-------69--------------------Truly Conducting
9-------84--------------------Spectacularly Pseudoful
10-----105-------------------Ion-Spattered
11-----150--------------------Wickedly Dynamizing
12-----225--------------------Positively Plasmatic
13-----299--------------------Totally Ordinary
14-----300--------------------Circuit-Melting
15-----450--------------------Nullity-Inducing
16-----750--------------------Server-Clearing
17-----1500------------------Epic
18-----2250------------------Legendary
19-----2345------------------Australian
20-----2550-----------------Mann Co. Select

Rank---Gifts Given---Name
0--------0----------------The
1--------1----------------The Baseline Benefactor's
2--------3----------------The Competent Contributor's
3--------7----------------The Adequate Altruist's
4--------12--------------The Satisfactory Santa's
5--------20--------------The Sufficient Samaritan's
6--------2----------------The Distinguished Donator's
7--------37--------------The Dynamic Do-Gooder's
8--------47--------------The Consumate Contributor's
9--------57--------------The Baron of Bequeathment's
10-------68-------------The Lord of Largesse's
11-------79--------------The Chieftain of Charity's
12-------91--------------The Generalissimo of Generosity's
13-------104------------The Bigshot Benefactor's
14-------120------------The Caesar of Pleasers'
15-------138------------The First-Class Philanthropist's
16-------158------------The Humanitarian Hotshot's
17-------179------------The Selfless Samaritan's
18-------210------------The Uber-Altruist's
19-------250------------Saxton's Own

Rank----Points scored--Name
0---------0------------------Strange
1---------15----------------Ragged
2---------30----------------Tacky
3---------50----------------Secondhand
4---------75----------------Odious
5---------100--------------Garish
6---------135--------------Comfortable
7---------175--------------Dapper
8---------250--------------Sharp
9---------375--------------Fancy
10-------500--------------Fancy Shmancy
11-------725--------------Fashionable
12-------1000------------Glamorous
13-------1500------------Posh
14-------2000------------Fabulous
15-------2750------------Stunning
16-------4000------------Epic
17-------5500------------Legendary
18-------7500------------Australian
19-------10000----------Mann Co. Select
20-------15000----------Mannceaux Signature Collection

Rank------Duck XP Level-----Name
0-----------0----------------------The
1-----------1----------------------Crumb Chasing
2-----------2----------------------Kinda Ducky
3-----------3----------------------Fairly Fowl
4-----------4----------------------Somewhat Quackworthy
5-----------5----------------------Quacknowledged
6-----------6----------------------Duckstinguished
7-----------7----------------------Pleasantly Paddling
8-----------8----------------------Perfectly Preened
9-----------9----------------------Duckalicious
10---------10---------------------Quacktastic
11----------11---------------------Duckrageous
12----------12---------------------Feather-Ruffling
13----------13---------------------Down-Melting
14----------14---------------------Plumage-Clearing
15----------15---------------------Reduckulous
16----------16---------------------Quackphoric
17----------17---------------------Positively Duckulent
18----------18---------------------Legenducky
19----------19---------------------Specquackular
20----------20---------------------Quackston's Own

Rank------Souls Collected-----Name
0-----------0-----------------------Sad
1-----------666--------------------Silly
2-----------1337------------------Sneering
3-----------2000------------------Happy
4-----------4000------------------Pleased
5-----------6000------------------Delighted
6-----------8000------------------Cheerful
7-----------10000----------------Joyous
8-----------12000----------------Dignified
9-----------14000----------------Proud
10----------16000----------------Noble
11----------18000----------------Honored
12----------20000----------------Exalted
13----------22000----------------Breathtaking
14----------24000----------------Outrageous
15----------26000----------------Spectacular
16----------28000----------------Majestic
17----------30000----------------Epic
18----------32000----------------Legendary
19----------34000----------------Australian
20----------36000----------------Merasmus's Own