Help i did a fall and cant' gét up?????/

*Aré u asking you're sistér to be ur grilfriedn but get ignoré??/

*Aré u gettign tired of askign gamér grils in cs:go global offensed surf servers but ur razer keybord breaksé??? (rip)

*Aré u tryign to kill yourshélf bute hav'e godmodé on????

Yuo came in da rite place!!! justé followe this ez guidé and yuo will hav'e an very good gril!!!1

Gettign an very goond gril

So to get good grils you must's do 2 step:::

*Get an gamin'g mousé with nice colorz!!1

A good boi haz to hav'e a goond and colorfule mousé, betchez be likin dem colorz.

*Get an sand duné AwP!!!1

Dat sand duné is needéd for dis tutorial bcuz sand duné is liked by all profewsional gril gamerz. betchez be likin dat sand duné.

My genitalé got stuck in alienware toaster???

oh no, yu canno't get good grilz now. shame on u naughti boi.

I"m done all 2 step, wher iz my good gril?

Oh rite my badé, there is oné last step dat is needed to be taken, whihch iz:

Pickupé linez

Dis step is de mosté importanté step of all, adn if yu fail dis step den u will lose yur gril and u will be lonely forevur.

But no worrié! dis step is aslo ez so u hav'e a highe chancé of gettign ur good gril.

I mad'é some goond egzamplez of somé greayt pickupé linez, her'e are a fewe:::

*hey gril are yu an gril? cus i be bbq'in dat a$$.

*hey gril are yu goond?? no?? ok gril calm downé.

*hey gril are u da sun? cuz u're hot and fat.

Goond jobé1 yu goté ur gril!!!1

I amé very pround of yu and u deservé a anothern sand duné awp. Nowe u cane pickupé az muche grilz as u want.

Hav'e fune!!!1