Step 1: Pull out a knife skin. Don't have one? Buy one you filthy peasant.

When selecting a knife skin, make sure you pick the one that best represents your spirit animal.

Step 2: Connect to a surf map so you can surf like Leafy. Or don't. I don't really care.

Step 3: Press 'F' to Flip-a da Knife. Look at that animation! Oooooooo so cool! Extra points for Flip-a da Knife while surfing.

Step 4: Find a police officer. Raise your fist towards him/her. Extend your middle finger upwards. Shout "F#ck da police!"

Step 5: You don't have to do anything for this step, the police officer will do it for you.

Step 6: Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Sorry, no "Get Out of Jail Free" cards are currently being accepted.

1) Can I do this in CS:GO?

• Only if you have a $100+ butterfly knife

2) How do I surf?

• Use 'A' and 'D'. Move mouse.
  
• Don't ask me for anymore details, I'm garbage at it

2) How do I become big YouTubz STAR_ and make lots of money?

• Step 1: Buy Google.
  
• Step 2: ???
  
• Step 3: Profit.

3) How do I Like and Favorite the guide if I'm ded?

• JUST DO IT

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
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