The Green Army is the enemy army of all colored armies around the world that include, Red Army, Grey Army and the Sissy Blue Army ( LOL JK).

First of all, Pledge allegience to the Master, The savior, The messiah and the Fuhrer of Tan Republic that is true and suprior to the Pu$$y a$$ Green puke.

The Man himself, GENERAL MOTHAFOOKIN PLASTO.



-Even tho this man might look like a escaped mental patient who's dumb a$$ was bitten by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Puppy TWICE! and the smile of a serial killer who's been in his parents basement munching on ded green soldier pukes. he still has the balls ( not the ones that you want to see) to deliberately attack and kidnap that wh0r3 vicki (Grimms daughter and girl friend of that fukboi Sarge) TWICE, One during an interview and the second time during the peace conference between Col Grimm and that tall faced freak Tannenburg that looks like squidwards house but on drugs.


A picture of the screwed up abominations of the some plastic dad's s3m3n agreeing to make LOVE not War.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pathetic

I also forgot to mention that he rose to power through out killing and eating green pukes for lunch.


Just by looking at this photo, the green army will start pooping plastic because this photo is considered to be MIND BLOWING when viewed as a Green soldier as it literally changes the color of their brain to tan to pledge allegience to the Republic and the General Himself , It shows the great leader at a speech in berlin in 1934 speaking about the ban of Green Citizens that migrated into the republic after their previous Leader was found mentally reeetarded. STOOPID GREEN GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND KEEP REPUBLIC CLEAN FROM PUKES LIKE YOU >:(

The second option is of all time a favorite option of mine. MAKE THEM REMEMBER that their colonel died in a horrific Terrorist bombing that blew him up like the 4th of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ july.


HOLY JESUS, THOSE 5 Sticks of ancient TNT did that much damage?!??!?!?

This will surely drive their morale downhill and will be begging for mercy....TAN MERCY! and also not to mention the death of their Pathetic sarge's 5 Heroes will make them realize that they were liviing a in a fantasy world while being protected by those 5 dumbasses that were bombed... THANK YOU PLASTIC GOD FOR KILLING DEM GREEN ABOMINATIONS..

Grimm:


Just look at his old ded a$$, This Photo will bring tears to all Green Abominations of how their panzy and an old fart leader died! and Joy to all Tan Brothers and Sisters! I TOLD YOU GRIMM, YOU HAD TO RETIRE YOU OLD FART! also fake blood MEENING THAT HE IZ NOT DED AND HE IS PART OF ILLUMINATI? OMGOMGOMG

Hoover:


I dont even want to write bout this other old fart. No one even wanted him in Green land! but sadly they recruited him because his mine detecting skills were AMAZING ( I dont even know how). So i guess this will Bring Joy to Both Green and Tan? idk will it?

Shrap:


I guess those times of Smoking that green weed and banging those green ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finally came to a good conclusion. somehow he was loved by the tan, Now i see how they be gettin those packages of Green Goodness.RIP in Potato,mr pot head.

Scorch:


Another Abomination that everyone hates, But this time he is not an old fart like hoover, but actually a mentally and physically obsessed with his flamethrower that his Daddy left it for him, Sometimes i think he actually makes LOVE to that Flamethrower. I hope you burn in hell ya sick and twisted fire lovin human.

Riff:


Riff was cool as ice, nuff said

Spread your Green Hatred and Tan Supremacy around



HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO
HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO HEIL PLASTRO








please dont start crapping on me head, This is my first Guide and also a joke! BUT IF YOU DO, Then ill call the Tan Police and have your green puke ass Arrested!!