This Guide Will Introduce You To The Wildlife Of Tf2 And How To Deal With Them.
All The Information Comes From My Personal Experience And Other "Wildlife Researchers" Teachings.

The Wondorous F2P Is A Wondorous Creature,They Can Either Survive Only 1 Day,Stay Forever At Their Primitive State Or Become "One Of Us".
The F2P's Have Many Forms:
The F2p Sniper Oblivous To Anithing Out Of His Scope And Easy Prey To Anyone Even Midly Skilled.

The WM1 Pyro,While Very Dangerous They Cant Possibly Do Anything Out Of W and M1
They Are Extremly Stupid And While Being Able To Save The Life Of Their Friend With M2 They Dont Due To Extreme Stupidity.










While Most F2P's Can Be Reconized For A Gibus And/Or a Pyrovision,Another Defining Feature Is Hatlessness and Stock Items.
To Deal With F2P's Just Move From Side to Side And Ther Brain Wont Be Able To Compute The Movement, They Will Probably Have A Seisure Due To The Rapid Movement (Then Just Shoot Away Till they Die)

There Are 3 Spycrab Variants:
The Humanus Spycrabius:The Endangered Spycrab DO NOT KILL THEM They Are Rare And Its A Miracle That The Pybros Diabolicus Havent Killed Them All To Protect Their Engie Masters

The Cuteus Spycrabius: They Arent Any Treath And Are Usualy In A Symbiotic Relationship With Spy's (By Killing The Spy They Will Quickly Die Of Dehidration),There Is Nothing Special About Them Exept That They Are Cute.


Boxtrotius Shellus Spycrabius: They Are The Only Dangerous Spycrab,They Developed An Shell For Camoflauge/Protection,They Hang Around Capture Points And Prey Off F2P's And Generally Oblivious People, KILL AT SIGTH

Hoovy's Are Peacefull Creatures That If If You Ask Will Give You Sandviches, But If You Hurt Them They Will RIP YOUR SOUL OUT,







The Hoovy Sandvichius Givius: DO NOT KILL OR THEY'LL RIP YOUR SOUL OUT OF YOUR ANUS But If You Call For Medic They Will Give You Sandvich's Even If They Are From The Enemy Team ;3

PyroSherk Neonius: They Habit Shallow Waters And Kill Anithing That Enters The Water An Will Even Chase The Prey Out Of The Water, To Kill Just Kill Them From Long Range And Dont Get Anywhere NEAR The Water

They Can Be Seen During Halloween And The Full Moon They Are Just Like You And Me BUT THEY ARE FREAKIN' BIRDS AINT THAT FLIPPIN' AWESOME.
The Heads Are Inspired By The Bird Pet's Of These Classes Witch Are :
-Archimedes
- Sir Hootsalot
- Bird Man From Aberdeen
- Red Army Robin
-i Dont Know The Eagle One :(