The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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A "Delboy's" Guide to Skyrim
Av Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)
Gather 'round ladies and Gentlemen. Warriors and Warlocks, gather round. C'mon, don't fight, there is enough room for everybody....yes, even you guard, c'mon, don't be shy, come closer so you all can here the revolutionary new instant get rich scheme that is 120% confirmed to work - tested by yours truely, now gather round.....
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From Humble Beginnings Indeed. (Racial Bonuses)
Now that I've got your attention, I'll begin.


I don't want to sound controversial, but I will begin by saying that some of you folk will have an innate bonus at skills that my system uses, but don't worry, everyone, yes EVERYONE can use this:

Speech:
Breton +5
Nord +5

Go on, Guard, you work so hard, how 'bout you get you and your mates a pint of ale at the Inn. It's on me. You won't miss a thing. Now, I'll carry on

Sneak:
Argonian +5
Bosmer +5
Khajiit + 10
Dunmer +5

Pickpocketing:
Argonian +5
Bosmer +5
Khajiit +5

Lockpicking:
Argonian +10
Bosmer +5
Khajiit +5

Now, do we have any Imperials in the crowd? You fella's get an extra special bonus. You are lucky, and find more coins where others may not,
How to Make some Dosh the "Fun" Way
Who here likes smashing faces in with maces? beheding with a blade? what about making a human pincushion? WELL, do I have a proposal for you?

Explanation for all you who like ABC's for Barbarians:

A IS FOR ATTACK

B IS FOR BANDITS

C IS FOR CEASE THEIR LOOT

D IS FOR EARN SOME DOSH

Extra Detail:

Earn more by carrying more loot (higher carry cap.) , having a higher speech skill with related perks, wear enchanted stuff with fortify barter/ use fortify barter potion, have skill bonuses (Gift of Charity - +10 Speech, Rested /Well Rested / Lover Comfort (5/10/15% faster skill leveling))
How to make Dosh the "Del Way"
Now, where was I? Oh hello Guard. Enjoy the tickle of drink, did we?, wooh, be careful now, don't want you falling over, do we? Here, let me help you up.... *kicks him in the groin*

Oh dear, what happened here? I will find out who did this to you! C'mon, someone get this man to the infirmary

Now that he's gone, let me show the way to make real money!

  • Get the stuff BETTER than cheap. Free, actually. However, this isn't exactly on the up-and-up, if you get my drift.
  • Join the Guild of wealth relievers. I got a fella there who will make you very rich, just tell him I sent you, and he'll tell you what to do.
  • Become a key collector. This will allow you to go in, get some stuff that falls off the back of a box of draws and get out before you can say "Cushty"
  • Train at the art of Fingersmithing. Tell this women in Windhelm I said hi.
  • Learn about Locksmithing. Never know what jewels await those who know about locks
  • Fence your goods. "Honest Merchants" - Like there is such a thing, NOT, don't buy these goods cause there worried that the Guards will notice.
Farewell, good Earning!
Farewell, and good luck to you!


Did you get it all, J'Niru? Haha *clinks a sack of bulging purses* Good business today. Time for an ale :D

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17 kommentarer
pog 1 okt @ 11:18 
peak.
Some Old Gamer 1 okt @ 4:16 
C = Capture their loot
PigLord 21 okt, 2023 @ 7:03 
sexy
runestyr 20 okt, 2022 @ 15:55 
@anego I'm sure Leofwina wrote "cease their loot" to mean, "make their loot cease being THEIR loot." Right then, off you go.
leatherlip 10 okt, 2022 @ 4:50 
Cheers my son!
Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)  [skapare] 26 nov, 2015 @ 8:13 
jokeshop - thanks!
jokeshop 26 nov, 2015 @ 0:30 
That was just so bad. But i don't even care. Well done!
Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)  [skapare] 24 nov, 2015 @ 10:19 
you see, capture doesnt have that perzaz needed to distract the people who we stole the coin purses from
anego 24 nov, 2015 @ 10:18 
or confiscate
anego 24 nov, 2015 @ 10:17 
use capture then?