Step 1- Give interviews stating you don't want to string players along. Tell them you will offer content and not make promises. Tell them you will deliver.

Step 2- Show them a bunch of crap in videos that is implimented and not in the game.

Step 3- Tell them everything the game will be. Show them alot of video and pictures of this.

Step 4- Once you have made a bunch of money...proceed to step 5

Step 5- Remove at least helf of the content.

Step 6- Click the release button to secure your funds.

Step 7- Upload new videos and remove the old ones that promote everything you -were- going to have in the game just an hour ago.

Step 8- Grab your money and run.

Step 9- Ignore the community you just managed to royally piss off. Address them in a short comment, ignoring half of their comments and addressing the public like Bill Clinton did when he was caught with his secretary under his desk. How does that cigar taste Code Hatch?

Step 10- Use funds deceptively aquired to create new game and put it on Steam once you are assured yourself you won't have to answer for what you did the first time around.

Step 11- Repeat steps 1-10 with your new game. Have a look at your feedback as it plumets to levels near your first game.

Step 12- Grab money and make another game?

Man I am so glad we can all help you to fund your existance. I would love to be a fly on the wall if any of you decide to actually apply for a job working with a real developer or publisher.