STEP ONE:Enemies in this game are pretty easy to find due to them being in big gangs in the middle of fields, getting gangbanged by all of them would chip your health down by alot so be sure to try and lure one of them out of the pack.

STEP TWO:Whilst carrying the sword you cant attack them, however if you strafe around the enemy and left click to attack you can run the attack animation, there is three things that can happen when the animation runs, one is that you miss completely, two is that you hit the enemy and it comes up with some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse why it didnt hurt him (common problem) "The enemys armour absorbed the blow" and three is that you take 20 damage off the 200 HP enemy. The controls in this game are really tedious and it is definetly hard to kill somebody who is hunting you down like a dog, even I have had a hard time killing these ♥♥♥♥ bags.

STEP THREE: EAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ APPLE CAUSE YOU'RE NEARLY DEAD FROM HUNGER!

STEP FOUR: After winning first place in the strafe olympics you will kill the bastard and gain nothing as a prize. Good job mate!

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