1 you get a wing and you shove it up your ass planes suck

2 put your pet hamster into a microwave (; it will give it super powers

3 take a ♥♥♥♥ on your floor and blame it on your dog and to RUB it in smer it all over the floor/walls

4 lick a bald guy on the head

5 piss in your dogs eyes then say your 95 year old grandad with alzheimers did it

6 sneck an apple or meat in your class wait till after class at home time and wait till your teacher leaves go in the class and put the apple/meat into a place she/he wont find it and it will rott

7 obama did 9/11

8 drink weed killer its good for you

9 NINE NINE NINE!!

10 sniffing paint and glue is a great way to start off your day

11 9/11

12 hitler was a great man he did many good things for the world the britsh and americans are Verräter

13 when im alone i use marmite as lube

14 thats it go away

15 your still here i told you piss off

16 are you trying to piss me off ♥♥♥♥ off kid

17 okay you want help why dont you ask your mommy

18 puts gun to head

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