What are chem trails and how do they effect us as gamers? Chem trails are chemicals covered up by the government (they call it exhaust) that come from a jet engine. These chem trails not only poison our air but poison our children, our livestock, and ultimately our minds.... but how does this relate to TF2? At Valve RIGHT NOW there are drones interrupting signals from low flying jet planes to stop chem trails from effecting their servers. Despite this the government has started "Operation Jaimaican Me Crazy", an operation that would use higher flying stealth jets with a denser chem trail fog to reach Valve headquarters. Once these chemicals infiltrate Valve's vents they cause the hardware operators to turn the servers off? Why off you might ask? Why does the government want our servers offline? No sales tax on Steam cards at Target! Target is in cahoots with Valve because when you shop with your Target membership you get 5% discount on everything, including Steam cards. The government needs these Steam cards sales to bolster their drone army for airstrikes against ISIS.

Decorated Navy Seal and accomplished author Jesse Ventura had this to say about Chem trails.