As you know, a TF2 pro will always go sniper. Why? Because it is obviously the most awesome class ever and it's amazing what you can do. These are the weapons you will be using.

The AWPer Hand-
+Unlimited potential
+Your girlfriend
+Always good with this

SMG-
+The most powerful gun that isn't the snipers
+Used to kill off those losers who try to backstab you. (♥♥♥♥♥ hackers >:c)

Bushwaker-
+Does more damage when your knife is golden than other knifes
-Makes you take more fire damage, but who the ♥♥♥ plays pyro? That is a noob class.

With this arsenal, you may feel unstoppable, but you don't the techniques and the 'feel' of being hardcore.

When you will be a pro, you gotta have a name that signifies it! For example, many of my pro friends are named XxMtndewLord420xX or XxDankWeed69xX.

These names will intimidate your players, but your weapons will need to also.

Name each weapons something scary or something that would scare off players.

This is my loadout

ShootingYourMom (AWP)
-Lol, you are a loser

Get ♥♥♥♥ On! (SMG)
-Wow, you are horrible

KnifeOP (Bushwaker)
-Really thought you could beat a one hit weapon?

Listen, if you followed every step perfectly, you should never die. If you kill, make sure to taunt after every single kill.

If you still die, they are hacking or cheating. Report them to valve and call them out on the server, as nobody should kill you because you are now the best player in the game!

If they are not hacking, they are obviously part of the Illuminati, and you should call them out on it, they will instantly leave because you discovered them out.

You will now be the best player ever in TF2 history, Gaben will come to your door and offer you sales on every game every day. If he does not, he is going to actually give you 4 steam controllers and all steam machines.

Do not steal my tips, for I am a master, and nobody will be fooled by you.

This is no joke, after you do all these steps, you will be the best gamer in the world.