Before I begin, know that sections of this guide may contain spoilers or other information that may spoil your game experience. You have been warned!
Additionally, this is my first guide. It won't be my prettiest or most helpful. Please leave me comments so I can improve.
So, you've picked up You Have To Win the Game (YHTWTG). Maybe you saw it was FTP. Maybe you thought the thirteen acheivements would be easy. Maybe you wanted to support indie games.
Either way, You were probable struck by how hard the game is. I'll bet that's why you're reading this. Well, this is your key to success! Winning isn't that hard after all!

If the only reson you are reading this guide is for the acheivements, BlaXpirit has a really fantastic guide here: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=257947650

Most of the stuff is covered there. If I have time later, I will go back and do an in-depth description for each one.

This is the fun part! Throughout the course of the game, you should have found a magic word and a magic symbol. If you haven't, then you need to keep looking. You can't win the game without them. They're around there somewhere...
Assuming that you have found them, you are fully equipped to enter the win portal. You come out to find... a room filled with portals labeled with letters. The room name should be - - - - -.

The magic word you have found should be VXSHU. The symbol is a 3 with arrows going counter-clockwise around it. The puzzle that the clever devs have left for us is in rot -3, hence the arrows. Decode it, and you get SUPER . Go to each corresponding portal for each letter, and you have won the game! Congrats!

This game can be very challenging. For example, this room will make you cry:


Luckily, there is a solution! The counsole will appear if you press the [~] button. Doing so will bring up a window like this:


There is one command that will save your life forever.
slomo
This command is god. Think that the projectiles move too fast? Slow them down! To use this command, type in slomo and then however much you want to slow it down. 0 is stopped, below one is slower, above one is faster.
Ex: slomo .25

For those of you questioning this guide's legitimacy: If you don't want to use the console, then don't! Otherwise, please leave me a comment if you have strong feelings on the matter

Thanks for reading this guide. Plase rate it and comment. Your feedback is appreciated!