One of the most important aspects of reading is making sure you've assumed optimal reading position. This is typically done by either sitting up straight, not crooked, and looking towards your screen as such :


For those experienced sitters out there, here's 2 advanced techniques. Beware though, inexperienced sitters may have trouble replicating the following positions, if you're having trouble, don't sweat! Just practice regular sitting and you'll be on your way to sitting like this in no time.












The Inspector
If you really want to admire every last detail the comic that you're reading has to offer, this is the optimal seating position for you.
















The Dullahan
For those who are willing to intake their literature from a whole new angle, this one's for you.

Now that you've assumed optimal reading position, slowly move your eyes from left to right, you know how to do that, right? Right! Try not to drool in the process, as clean up can be quite difficult as well as damaging to your sorroundings.

If you're unsure how to move your eyes from left to right, simply follow these instructions :
1.) Find a friend, enemy, family member, anyone.
2.) Escort your friend/enemy/family member to the nearest kitchen.
3.) Have the family member hit you over the head with a mallet for being a mistake.
4.) Lay down on the floor and attempt to swallow your own tongue as your companion continues to mericlessly bash you over the head with the mallet that you kindly provided them with.

An alternative method, if you have no friends you pathetic failure, is to simply lay on the ground and attempt to swallow your own tongue. This works very well, if done properly.

You have just learned how to read, you are now ready to join your friends over at /lit/.

I hope this guide has been of use to you in your dire time of need, thank you and salutations.