Okay, so if you don't want to die in dark souls quadrilion times you gotta follow these steps:

1: Git ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gud!

2: Remember that you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shield!

3: Remember you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parry! (train that ♥♥♥♥)

4: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dodge FFS (mirror mirror on the wall what's the easiest of these 4? it's the 4th one!)

5: Jolly Co-Operation always works for begginers.

6: Get some good items! (if you follow these steps you won't die getting it).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp4vhg59tFk (get the master key!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rODDdfeuvU

Oscar is the best and stfu!




oh and this guide is for laugh purposes only of course you're gonna die so much times we can't even count.