Check Steam every day. Assume today is the day. Be wrong. Purchase a steam machine.

Replay Half-Life 2, but count the number of tiles in every room with a floor.

Shout “HOPIUM ADMINISTERED” whenever you see anything triangular.

Grow a beard to increase your patience stat. Works regardless of gender.

Join others who wait. Complain together. This is community.

Accept that the announcement will probably happen when humanity has evolved into energy beings, or when Gabe can count to 3.