rise and shine mr breeman wait did i spell freeman incorrectly

this is the part where youre in the train and the station its at
the guy on the monitor is like evil but he also saved the earth from evil alien combine people
you go meet barney from half life blue shift (crap i forgot to do definitive guides for the half life 1 expansions) anyways you meet him and he tells you to go to kleiners lab and you go outside and see the big combine tower

you go to kleiner laboratiry and you meet alyx too and she takes you there and youre supposed to get teleported to elis lab but the teleporter fails because lamarr (the headcrab not the guy from gta 5) jumps into the teleporter as its about to teleport you to elis lab and thats pretty much the plot, you gotta go to eli to do science with him and turn off the combine but the teleport fails and you have to go there on foot (and airboat)

now youre at route kanal and the combine knows you exist now so theyre following you and trying to kill you but you're gordon freeman so you dont die (and you meet manhacks. I HATE MANHACKS)
then you get to water hazard which is the part of the game where youre on an airboat

this is the part where youre at eli vances laboratory and you also get the gravity gun

but the combine followed you cause you know if the teleport hadnt failed cause of stupid lamarr you wouldve been there and the combine wouldnt have known!! and then you go to raven holm (we dont go to raven hom 💀) and you find saws and kill zombies and meet a guy who tells you that although they call him crazy he cares not for thou art his helper his strength and his saviour (hes probably talking to his gun)

this is right after the raven holm youre on some train tracks and theres a sniper
(by the way the we dont go to ravenholm workshop campaign for left 4 dead 2 is literally harder than we've got hostiles in black mesa ((the half life 1 remake)) anyways you then get to a place or something and winstons been hit and then sad music plays and you get a car

this is part where you drive

and you also get a rocket launcher from the beytah odell !! and kill some combines

ok so like in the start of the game you were about to board the train to nova prospekt and probably get turned into one of those stalker dudes who scream but barney dinosaur saved you but now youre in the prospekt and theres like 500 turrets but you got bug bait so the antilions dont kill you

theres a teleporter in nova prospekt and you like teleport with it but the teleport apparently took 2 weeks and everyone thought you died and started a rebellion against the combine (which is kinda silly cause like there are like less than a million humans or something and the combine is kinda intergalactic) anyways this is the part where you go into a government building and then you go into some parking garages or something and then you get to the big building citadel yeah

there are like 3 citadel chapters
citadel is the half life 2 equivalent of xen in half life 1
so you go into the citadel and you go on one of those prison pods that i saw a gmod video of someone with a big colored spiral and also some stuff where they acted like superman with a prison pod it was funny as hell to me but i dont know who made the video anyways you go there and then all your weapons get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ removed forever except for the gravity gun cuase it turns super and yeah

alyx is also there i dont remember how she got there but like she helps you kill the evil dude on the screen and then theres an explosion and the half life 1 credits song plays but theres ultra reverb on it

ok so episode 1 is basically get out of city 17 before it explodes also you go into the citadel again

episode 2 is where you get a shining new car and stuff and new enemies yeah and you do like in half life 1 on a rail you send a rocket to space

i dont know man, half life 3 will probably release within the next 2 years anyways im gonna go make the blue shift and opposing force of these but first i have to beat the games