So this guy was realy mad that i made funny little guide. I guees too much mad max could make you sad little guy. But its okay. Kanye forgives. Hope your life is going well friend.
But anyways. This guide was in progress from point i finish bully so if i made some flops, dont judge me. It was tuff ♥♥♥♥ all along.
This guide dosent include battle for neighborville. Becouse game is trash and i hate EA.

BRUH
Let's get it going.
Last year was rough becouse on December 28 they patched all stuff I mentioned in last guide.
But trust me I found new ideas nad methods to jack off your willy wonka like a boss.
We should include these items on our desks or bed:
- Pack of rubber bands
- Lubricant
- Deodorant
- Brick
- One big towel
Now some tips:
Dont try doing it in the morning, it may not work at the first time so i REALY recomend you doing it at night or in someones else house. I did it in my friends house and i just blow all of it on her cat.
Next tip is to reduce screen brightness. It may sound like a joke, but it realy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ helps. You know, my porn addiction made me very creative with ways to stop me from doing it. That why I am the Scholar or the first precum.
And last one. Always alone, always in dark. Good Luck.

I tested 100 methods over this time. Alone, with friends, family etc. But i found these 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ways to resist it. But im not sure how long it will work. So abuse this as much as you can.


Method nr 1: Rubber
Its simple, yet wise. You put total amount of 20 rubber bands on your spheres, and gently squeez them. This method works for around houre and half. But its harder to resist the pain.
I tested this on 10 subjects, and only 2 of them failed. So i promise, this works.

Method nr 2: Towel and brick skip
I found that on Korean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so you must trust me on this one gng.
You squeez your disco worm MAX behind. And put him on a brick covered by towel. Then you sit on it and boom. All done and clean!
This is very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simple but what else you need? Enjoy it.

Method nr 3: Nuclear war
Remember deodorant? Thats it. Most painfull and annoying way, but its works too very well. Its last thing you can try if last 2 methods dosent work/can't be used.
Sadly you need reflexes of Mccree ( ♥♥♥♥ THE CHANGES, IT WAS MCCREE NOT SOME ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS CASIDY).
The moment your Glop the Slop starts to rise like empire state building, you SPRAY THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF IT WITH FLAMES OF YOUR DEODORANT.
He will change, he will vanish. Your desire to seek for lust? It will disapear. Your whole world will crumble as angel shows him words you never saw. He will open book of Jeremiah. With his finger he will show you as it reads: Verse 11/11.
" Therefore this is what the Lord says: ‘I will bring on them a disaster they cannot escape. Although they cry out to me, I will not listen to them."

Hi Girl's~
Slay and stuff but we have some topic to discuss.
There is one simple but hard to achive method. But its realy nice so i suggest doing this and only this.
But, there are some conditions.
You must be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clean. Realy do you realy guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bark for smelly and stinky girls?
Do you ever understand concept of shower? Like realy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell CLEAN THAT TITS FOR GODSAKE.
Next step is not being " Diffrent " or some ♥♥♥♥ like this idk im not redditor i wont use some tuff terms becouse i have a life.
By meaning that just dont sit all your day in your room watching Stanley Parable gameplay.
And last thing is to be just cheerfull person. Some kindness and smiles would make life realy better.
So method involves empty can of soda. Yes, only girls can abuse this one.
You put it inside. All done. Nothing more to do. Works fine.
Thats all.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING MY GUIDE!!!
I hope you had fun and it will be usefull for later generations, becouse history WAS WRITTEN RN GNG.
If someone has some problems with my guide or dosent understand some parts. Dm me somehow.
That's all for today. Kanye out