Congratulations, brave soul.
You’ve installed Jump King — a game where your only enemies are physics, gravity, and your own ego.

Your mission?

• Jump up.
  
• Fall down.
  
• Repeat until your friends start asking if you’re okay.

“Every fall is just a shortcut to enlightenment (and depression).”

- Tap jump: You move a bit.
- Hold jump: You move too much.
- Hold jump for 0.0001 seconds longer: You move *way* too much.
- Fall: You scream.
- Land on the same screen you started on 20 minutes ago: You uninstall.

Simple.

1. Denial: “That wasn’t my fault.”
2. Anger: “WHY DID HE SLIDE OFF THE EDGE?!”
3. Bargaining: “If I make this jump, I’ll never play again.”
4. Depression: “I just fell to the first screen.”
5. Acceptance: “I am the Jump King. The ground is my home.”

Falling isn’t failure.
It’s progress in reverse.

Every fall teaches you something valuable:

• Patience.
  
• Pain tolerance.
  
• How to cry silently so your neighbors don’t hear.

And sometimes… it teaches you how to Alt+F4 with grace.

- Pixel-perfect positioning: Hold your breath and hope for mercy.
- Edge jumps: Perfect for when you want to ruin your night.
- Speedrunning: Because suffering faster is still suffering.

Pro Tip:

If you ever think you’re getting good, remember that confidence is the first step to falling again.

• Scream into a pillow.
  
• Name every screen after an ex.
  
• Tell your therapist “it’s just a platformer.”
  
• Play Getting Over It to remember that life can always be worse.

You’ve fallen, you’ve risen, you’ve fallen again.
But remember — it’s not about the babe at the top.
It’s about the trauma we made along the way.

Fun fact: Gravity is the true final boss.

Congratulations, you’ve read a Jump King guide.
You are now spiritually one with gravity.
Now close the game, go outside, and trip on purpose — you’ll feel at home.

“Jump King is not a game. It’s a lifestyle.” – Some guy who hasn’t slept in 3 days

Title: How to Fall With Style – A Jump King Tragedy
Category: Humor, Walkthrough (Ironically), Memes
Tags: #JumpKing #Meme #Funny #Pain #Gravity

Made by someone who fell one too many times and decided to turn the pain into art.