Step 1: Gun? Sword? Why Not Both?

Shoot, slash, and launch enemies into space — all before your coffee gets cold. ☕

Step 2: Ignore the Story

Something about time, weather, and a giant robot.
Doesn’t matter. Just look cool and press “dash” dramatically.

Step 3: Spam Every Button

You’re not fighting enemies — you’re fighting your keyboard.
The louder you mash, the stronger you become. 💪

Done.

Congrats! You beat Bright Memory: Infinite in less time than your PC fans took to spin up. 🎉