Let’s begin.

First off, if you haven’t already, beat the Titanfall 2 campaign on Easy. Or don’t — both options are pretty humiliating.

Now, once you’ve clicked on Multiplayer, here’s what to do:

1.Go to Customize and enter the Pilot section.
2. Select the A-WALL class. Since this is a movement shooter, you will look like a clown using a class that makes you stationary.
3. Pick the Arc Grenade. It’s not terrible, but it makes others feel like garbage — isn’t that what you’re going for?
4. Always use a bought color scheme. That way, it won’t look like you earned any experience-related unlocks.
5. Use the female body type. I don’t know why — just do it.
6. For your primary, select the Spitfire, a classic no-skill weapon.
7. For your secondary, pick the B3 Wingman — you’ll never use it.
8. For Anti-Titan, select the Archer, a lock-on rocket launcher. The aim-and-click masterpiece.
9. For Kit 1, pick Ordnance Expert — your Arc Grenades will recharge faster, meaning more of them to throw around.
10. For Kit 2, pick Hover, so you can look like a noob floating in one place (in a movement shooter). You’ll be an easy kill.
11. Finally, for Execution, make sure to only use bought ones.

We’re finally done with your Pilot loadout — hooray!
Now it’s time for the Titan.

1.Go to Customize and enter the Titan section.
2.Pick Tone — a very simple Titan to use with high damage output, and a weapon almost considered hitscan.
3. For the Titan Kit, select Stealth Auto-Eject. You won’t die as often (not guaranteed).
4. For the Tone Kit, pick Burst Loader, so you’ll have to work even less for your damage.
5. For the Titanfall Kit, choose Warpfall — get your Titan faster!
6. Always use bought color schemes for both your Titan and its weapon.

And that’s it for your Titan loadout!
But wait — aren’t we forgetting the cherry on top? The Booster!

1.Use Smart Pistol.
2. Jump.

And that’s it!
Perhaps this guide will help you in your clown career, or help you overcome your current issues. We may never know...

But remember, Pilot: Titanfall 2 isn’t about clowning around or sweating your ass off. The most important aspect of this game is to have fun. So go out there and use what suits you best, because we don’t listen, and we judge.

Have a great one, see you on the field Pilot!