Please don't. The game is meant to be played cooperatively. It's even really easy to troll, why do you need a guide on it? Anyone can do anything to annoy their teammates. You can hog the medical items, intentionally attack at your teammates, refuse to help them up, etc. It's not rocket science. People just don't do it 'cause that's no fun. Doing all this is likely to get you kicked anyway, what's the point?

...You've probably realised that this "guide" is a joke and I don't encourage trolling. BUT SINCE YOU'RE STILL HERE, HERE ARE SOME HELPFUL TIPS!

1. Heal only when you need to. Just because you're low on health doesn't mean you HAVE to use a medkit. When to heal usually depends on the sitiuation, so I'm not going to tell you exactly when to heal, but just note: You can get incapped two times before you're truly in danger of dying (your screen will turn black and white).

2. Look around. Find items. You shouldn't stay around in one place too long, but that doesn't mean you can't open that door and find something handy in there.

3. When you have multiple teammates downed or pinned, prioritize who to save first. If a teammate has lower "bleed-out" health than another, get that one up first. If someone gets pounced by a Hunter while you're trying to get to get another incapped player up, deal with the Hunter first, then get the downed player.

4. If you're playing Scavenge and a Spitter spits on can(s) with an orange outline, get it/them off immediately.

5. When dealing with a Tank, don't waste throwing a molotov at it when it's almost dead.

6. There are more helpful, detailed guides out there than this one, so go read them instead. c: