In the Origin System, "forward" is a relative concept. It's not just a direction; it's a state of mind. Before you press any key, you must become the forward. Your Warframe is an extension of your will. If your will is to go backward, you will fail. Meditate on this for a moment. I'll wait.

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• Step 1: Align Your Chakras with the Lotus.

Stand up from your desk.Turn three times counter-clockwise while whispering "Grokdrul" repeatedly. This aligns your personal energy field with the resource nodes on Mars, which is essential for kinetic movement.

• Step 2: The Orbiter Offering.[/b[/list]]
  You must appease Ordis.Before attempting to move, go to your Mods station and dissolve one (1) common mod. This sacrificial offering will calm Ordis's chaotic commentary, which has been scientifically proven to create an invisible friction field around your Warframe.
  
  
  • Step 3: Fashion Frame is Endgame.
  You cannot move with ugly colors.Go to your Arsenal and apply the classic Excalibur default color scheme. This is the only palette the movement gods recognize. Using any shade of pink will cause your Warframe to root itself to the floor in shame.
  
  

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  ⌨️ PHASE 2: THE PHYSICAL INPUTS (THE "HOW-TO")
  
  
  • Step 4: The Key Conundrum.
  On your keyboard,you will find a key marked "W". Do not press it yet. Pressing "W" directly is what SCRUBS do. The game can detect this desperation.
  
  
  • Step 5: The Deceptive Maneuver.
  First,you must trick the game into thinking you want to go sideways. Gently tap the "A" key (Strafe Left) for no more than 0.2 seconds. Immediately cancel this action by tapping the "D" key (Strafe Right). This "wiggle" initializes the movement gyros in your Warframe.
  
  
  • Step 6: The Moment of Truth.
  Now,while the gyros are humming, you may press and hold the "W" key. If you have followed the steps correctly, your Warframe will begin to propel itself in the direction its head is pointing, which we veterans call "forward."
  
  CONGRATULATIONS. You are now moving forward. Do not stop. Stopping is for merchants and fools.
  
  

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  🚀 ADVANCED TECH: GOING FASTER ("BULLET JUMPING")
  
  
  Once you have mastered the basic walk, you may yearn for speed. This is where you combine keys in a secret sequence known only to the Stalker.
  
  
  1. First, ensure you are moving forward (see above).
     
  2. Press and hold the SHIFT key to crouch. Your Warframe will enter a low-profile state, reducing wind resistance.
     
  3. While holding SHIFT, immediately press the SPACEBAR.
     
  4. Your Warframe will now launch into the air. THIS IS NORMAL. Do not panic.
     
  5. While in the air, look slightly upward and press the "W" key again.
  
  You have now performed a "Bullet Jump." You are moving forward, but faster and higher. Use this power responsibly. Do not bullet jump into the mouth of a Grineer Drake. It's considered rude.
  
  

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  ❌ TROUBLESHOOTING: WHY AM I STILL NOT MOVING?
  
  
  
  • "I pressed W and nothing happened!": You likely skipped the spiritual preparation. Ordis's negativity is weighing you down. Return to Step 2.
    
  • "I'm moving, but backward!": Your concept of "forward" is inverted. You need to go into Options > Controls and check the "Invert My Reality" box. (Note: This option does not exist. The problem is you.)
    
  • "My Warframe is spinning uncontrollably!": You have achieved peak performance. You are no longer just moving forward; you are moving in all directions at once. You have transcended. Welcome to the ranks of the Legendary Tenno.
  
  

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  👍 DID THIS GUIDE UNLOCK YOUR POTENTIAL? 👎
  
  If you can now traverse the Plains of Eidolon without getting stuck on a single rock, click HELPFUL.
  If you are still motionless in your Orbiter,you have not truly embraced the way of the Tenno. Your journey has just begun.
  
  Follow my profile for the next guide in the series: "How to Successfully Equip a Mod (A Beginner's Guide to Slotology)."