The browncoat zombie is weak, boring, and vanilla. But the conehead zombie? He is different. He doesn’t just wear a cone because it’s “armor.” He wears it because it’s his identity, his fetish, his kink. Today I will be exposing the truth about why Conehead Zombie enjoys pegging.

Let’s be real, that cone isn’t just a piece of construction equipment. It’s literally shaped like a pegging device. It’s orange, it’s long, and it’s sharp. Coincidence? No. Symbolism. He parades across your lawn with it strapped to his skull like some twisted neon billboard screaming: “This zombie bottoms.”

Conehead Zombie takes an absurd amount of hits compared to a normal zombie. Why? Because this man has built up tolerance. Years of “training” have made him resistant to pain. He doesn’t flinch at peas because he’s been through worse. MUCH worse.

Watch his animation closely. That wide, awkward shuffle isn’t just because he’s undead. It’s the gait of a man who’s been rearranged repeatedly and comes back for more. His hips tell a story.

The Conehead Zombie is more than just a tougher grunt. He’s an icon of depravity, a connoisseur of pegging, a degenerate trailblazer marching proudly onto your lawn with his orange cone of shame strapped to his skull. He isn’t just after your brains, he’s after validation.