HELLO BRO YOU WANT TO GET BETTER AT COUNTER-STRIKE (TWO)?? U COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!

IN THIS GUIDE I TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN EVERY PREMIER GAME EASY EASY EASY !!!!!!!

SECTION NUMERO UNO

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY LIKE PROFESSIONAL PLAYER YOU MUST FIRST TAKE PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.... DRUGS I USE TO GAME ARE THINGS SUCH AS

• DOOBIE
  
• PENJAMIN
  
• CATNIP

NUMBER TWO

IF YOU WANT TO BE HIGH ELO GOD/GODDESS YOU MUST FIRST LEARN TO NO TILT.... BE COOL AS CUCUMBER!!! COOL CALM COLLECTED WINS GAME - U CAN IMPROVE THIS BY GETTING RID OF TOXIC HABITS SUCH AS

• RAGE BUYING AFTER LOSS ROUND
  
• RAGE BAITING TEAM
  
• BAITING TEAM
  
• CLOGGING COMMUNICATION

SECTION NUMBER TREE

TO FEEL GOOD YOU MUST FIRST LOOK GOOD, YOU MUST HAVE MANY EXPENSIVE SKINS TO FLEX ON YOUR OPPONENT OR YOU WILL LOSE THE GAME, GET NICE ITEMS SUCH AS AK-47 SKIN OR AWP (KNIFE AND GLOVE TOO)



section last (closing and wrap up)

okay team, now that i have told you the secrets to be a premier guardian... remember to be tranquil and cute, tread lightly like kitten and you will win every premier game. much love to all and to all a good rank up match <3